@nicenuts Happiest of birthdays. Stay delightful.

Yes. You certainly don’t need any more sun exposure.

How is Poxy Marie? Have her scabs ceased oozing as yet?

Depends on the co-contributors. Generally, I stay as I am needed to shine joy like the Teletubbies Sun Baby.

I want character names. Poxy Marie or Dumbfuck Darren.

I saw Goody Meghan with the Devil!

YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! 😡

Your exposed brick and polished wood is delighting me no end.

I have had a martini to blunt the sharp edges of a Monday and I have CORRECT and STRIDENT opinions. I am contemplating sharing them.

I abhor sport. I would like to have it removed from the nightly news. It is cultural clutter and it should be relegated to a niche interest.

This is why your skin is glowing. Chock full of luminous polyphenols and antioxidants.

I love when ladies use phrases like; “I have to put my face on”. It just sparks joy.

No. I choose my enemies carefully. You are not someone whom I would care to cross.

You know I would never willingly hurt you. 😘

Darling, you know I adore you but you light no fire of passion in my loins. We are the Clairee Belcher and Truvy Jones of this tight knit, online community.

Just pair it with a smile.

May I see the coat, please?

Lady Freeze? Ha!

Ingesting polyphenols is my passion.

But your honed thighs will be toned like nobody’s business.