Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker
Melbourne
Joined May 2009
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Accepted the pick up point for my Uber without thinking about it and now this dude thinks I’ve just walked out of Maxine’s Ultra Exotic Club 🤦♂️
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Priority boarding should be the last on the plane. Waiting longer than everyone else on the tarmac is not a premium experience
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Is there a labour shortage meaning Miss Rabbit has to do all the jobs or is there an unemployment epidemic because Miss Rabbit hasn’t left any jobs for anyone else?
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If anyone here, or one of their kids, squirrelled away a cracker on the floor of one of the family change rooms at Coburg pool, I’m deeply sorry but I believe my son may have found your stash this morning and eaten it
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The fact that this guy reckons kids don’t form ideas and can’t roughhouse until they’re 3 suggests to me that he has been actively avoiding interacting with his child at all for three years
And that’s not even scratching the surface of the ‘not much for a man to do’ part
Crazy how long it takes for fatherhood to become fun. My son just turned 3 and I almost want to say I’m only just now starting to find this gig fun, like at all. I guess fathers don’t talk about this because it sounds bad but 0-2 is pretty boring. Not much for a man to do until they can roughhouse and form ideas.
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.@Ticketmaster is there any way of selecting a standing room ticket for the @AFL Grand Final when that time comes? #AFLGrandFinal #AFLFinals @sydneyswans
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Alleged bandit charged after stealing $600,000 worth of Bluey limited edition ‘dollarbucks’ in Sydney dlvr.it/TBbYxY
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If you want to see women being assaulted by Australian criminals, vote @LiberalAus
If you live in Frankston and you’ve got a problem with Victorian women being assaulted by foreign criminals, vote against Labor.
If you do not want to see Australian women being assaulted by foreign criminals, vote against Labor.
Send Labor a message.
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