Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker
Melbourne
Joined May 2009
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Accepted the pick up point for my Uber without thinking about it and now this dude thinks I’ve just walked out of Maxine’s Ultra Exotic Club 🤦♂️
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For mine, Mills remains as captain, with VCs from Errol, McCartin and Rowy. Serong’s not jumping out at me as a leader just yet
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I love Ramps but he’s past it. Fantastic leader, but we need someone else to step up to the plate.
Couldn’t agree more re: Adams and Parker though, we completely shit the bed there (and every supporter knew it)
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Carlton are currently 11th on 36 points. if they win their last four and Brisbane lose their last four, they’ll be on the same points and it’ll be decided on percentage. Very low likelihood, but Brisbane can still miss mathematically
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Priority boarding should be the last on the plane. Waiting longer than everyone else on the tarmac is not a premium experience
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@VirginAustralia bag drop not working at @Melair. How is there not a back up system in place to keep people moving?
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Way too early to be making a call on clear top four. Hawthorn won’t be in the four at the end of this round and may be below North. None of it means shit yet
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Is there a labour shortage meaning Miss Rabbit has to do all the jobs or is there an unemployment epidemic because Miss Rabbit hasn’t left any jobs for anyone else?
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If anyone here, or one of their kids, squirrelled away a cracker on the floor of one of the family change rooms at Coburg pool, I’m deeply sorry but I believe my son may have found your stash this morning and eaten it
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The fact that this guy reckons kids don’t form ideas and can’t roughhouse until they’re 3 suggests to me that he has been actively avoiding interacting with his child at all for three years
And that’s not even scratching the surface of the ‘not much for a man to do’ part
Crazy how long it takes for fatherhood to become fun. My son just turned 3 and I almost want to say I’m only just now starting to find this gig fun, like at all. I guess fathers don’t talk about this because it sounds bad but 0-2 is pretty boring. Not much for a man to do until they can roughhouse and form ideas.
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