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Rob Hill

@DevolvedRob

Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker

 Melbourne
Joined May 2009
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fuck christmas
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Luke@Marruso8915 Jun 2023
Jezza Cameron has no social media, no tattoos so he can donate blood easier, no fancy cars, lived in student accom while earning 120K a week, donates 1/4 of his wages to charity & bought a 2nd hand Mini Cooper from an old lady & has just kicked a goal What A Man.👏🏻 #AFLPortCats
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Me: Here’s half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.
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When I pack too much for a short trip.
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The Age
@theage15 Feb 2022
During a wide-ranging interview on 2GB, the PM defended his 60 Minutes interview in which he played the ukulele, saying that those who sneered at him were “sneering at millions of Australians who just get on with their lives” | @AngusGthompson #auspol theage.com.au/politics/feder…

‘We are the certainty’: Morrison attacks Steggall, Labor, defends his ukulele

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has fuelled criticism of a $100,000 donation to Zali Steggall, saying the declaration error was “hard for her to explain”.

theage.com.au
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Rest In Power, funk icon Betty Davis ...pitchfork.com/news/betty-dav…
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Sick of teeth being so high maintenance. You don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? Grow up
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Actually we’re doing a promo where if your names Robert you can come to Jurassic park for free. Bring some raw steaks
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's too late at night. Rest up and try again tomorrow.
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Spending 90 minutes cooking only to inhale my meal in 2 minutes is the worst return on investment I’ve ever experienced and I do it every single day
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So you took your kid to a playground you knew was shut, so you could deliberately make her sad, so you could use her for a photo opportunity? Solid parenting.
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Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't Sh*t His Pants at McDonald's in 1997 dlvr.it/S3mSLd
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When you go to the toilet without your phone
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why are we spending time worrying about the astrazeneca vaccine when every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north queensland
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Unknown approximation of pi: π ≈ [# Lance Franklin's AFL goals] / [# Lance Franklin's AFL games]
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Prue MacSween (@macsween_prue) profile picturePrue MacSween@macsween_prue22 Jan 2021
The pile on against Margaret Court is a national disgrace & against all we cherish & celebrate in this country including free speech, freedom of religious values. Honouring high achievement at this time is important. Cancelling history is not the right path. Learning from it is.
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Surprised to see the headlines this morning about Trump attempting a coop - I built one for the girls months ago! Great minds think alike!
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Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations.
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God-tier
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what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
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