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annoying, on fire

San Antonio
Joined March 2020
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I like taking the baby to the pool because the constant mild threat of death really helps you live in the moment with her.
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I realized today the source of my mental exhaustion is from "socializing" with agents all day. Just nonstop chatter. Extroverts are gonna win.
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Anna retweeted
The original conceit of "Libs of TikTok" was that she was a normie stand-in just reposting lefty excesses and boy did that ship sail a long time ago
Jesus these right wing accounts are really uh going for it aren't they
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Many of you are suffering from depression.
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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We talk a lot about how Vivek’s ad doomed his campaign. But politics aside, his campaign retraumatized a whole family. That is going to be his mark on politics. And JD Vance defended it
Amy Acton's stepfather's surviving biological daughter spoke to The Daily Mail when they knocked on her door in Ohio, while sobbing. She said: She believed Amy's story, because her father raped her sister more than once (the victim in this 1974 indictment); she remembered Amy lived in a tent with Donna and Cledith; it's been terrible for her family to see Vivek's ad run in Ohio; and she heard rumors her father had victimized even more young girls.
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A state law that says that schools can only have one spirit day a year, and all art projects must be completed on school grounds.
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The best way of describing my level of online is that I know what this is but have no idea why it is
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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But please by all means continue the War On Friendship, that will be great for TFR
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I think if you raised the average numeracy of Americans by 25%, the number of small retail businesses would drop by 70%
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ICE has detained this mentally ill US citizen in the Miami Detention Center in Indiana (an immigration prison) b/c he's deluded himself into believing he's the son of a Jamaican Prime Minister, even tho he has a Florida birth certificate. ICE really wants to deport him.
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New: Gov. Greg Abbott must let his political opponent, Gina Hinojosa, review more than 1,000 pages of his unredacted communications with Elon Musk, a Travis County Dem judge rules. Abbott likely to appeal before Hinojosa reviews anything. #txlege news.bloomberglaw.com/litiga…
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Just chatted with a conservative-leaning independent in El Paso who voted: Senate: left blank Governor: Abbott U.S. House: Escobar (D) Ticket splitters! They still exist!
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MAGA accounts these days are like oldies radio stations, playing the hits of yesteryear for the old folks, whose time has passed.
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Earnest take: I think it’s probably not healthy for the practice of democratic self-government that so many people have developed strong rooting interests in elections in countries they don’t live in.
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regular reminder that "prediction market" participants are some combination of financially illiterate and intentionally dishonest in shilling one of the worst gambling products of all time
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Type of guy who writes posts about all his dates they are, of course, all bangers flooding his Notifications with dopamine vs. the girl reading those stories, knowing if she dated him-she could become a story too she with whom he could've loved & spent the rest of his life with
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The worst thing some people can be is Compelling
ZIWE: The lesson is to stop inviting you places SANTOS: But you can’t. Because people want the Content. He’s a full on Batman villain goddam
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I keep the vintage shit so when the weather hit, hold up the Kwik Trip in virgin wool like Odysseus
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people are so hopped up on trying to frame Amanda Seyfried as “morally compromised” that they are inventing a version of the movie where Billy said he was dismissing her input because she made his wife look bad when he actually said it was because she insulted Charlie Kirk lol
I think Nathan Fielder did a really good job with You Can See Everything. Especially in showing how unwilling Amanda Seyfried was to acknowledge her own role in potentially harming another person. He had everyone looking at one another and questioning everyone else’s intentions, while seemingly being completely unwilling to examine their own behavior. I thought Amanda’s resistance to doing that was especially revealing I also obviously think Billy is terrible. I think he’s cruel and exploitative. I’ve seen Elizabeth’s tweets for years and thought they were her. Finding out they’re his was jarring and sad. But as much as I dislike Billy, I think he made a very good point. Why would he care what Amanda thinks? She’s an actress who has profited from portraying his wife as a bizarre and dishonest and manipulative freak to an audience that is largely voyeuristic, incredibly binary in their moral thinking, and seemingly unable to separate fiction from reality I don’t think that Amanda needed to defend Elizabeth or excuse anything she’s done but I do think it’s bizarre how unwilling she seemed to consider that she might have contributed to another person’s suffering
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Anna retweeted
“My mother neglected me by making me live in a tent with a man who molested me.” “You didn’t ’live in a tent’ you just stayed there for months at a time ☝️🤓”
Spending a winter in a tent doesn't support "grew up living in a tent" as her estranged mother asserts in the controversial ad
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