Sizzler enthusiast, Red Lobster lover, professional golf heckler and former best friend of Shooter McGavin.

Red Lobster, Heaven.
Joined August 2018
I am shaking with rage just thinking about how not enough people are talking about how my best friend @shootermcgavin got ROBBED in the ‘96 Tour Championship. That worm Gilmore in the 4th round scored a +4 on a hole where he got credit for a +1 score.
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Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town in the EFL Cup. Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 BILLION Fleetwood Town’s roster: $3 million Fleetwood is currently 18th in the 4th level of English soccer. Possibly the biggest upset in English soccer history.
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I feel horrible for Oregon football. Oregon State completely abandoned them when they decided to stay in the Pac 12. If it weren’t for the Big Ten, offering the ducks a life raft, who knows if they even still have a program.
Congratulations to the only team in the state receiving AP votes this week!
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We have Ball-Sac merchandise in the wild (and at the game)
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Beauty 🤌🤌
Thought that was the ball at first..
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😂😂😂 what a jackass
Replying to @Donald1996_
@Donald1996_ found your winner for the Jackass of the Week.
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Egypt State was criminally underrated at #3 thanks to Roman media bias. They had multiple dynasty runs before Rome Tech even fielded a team.
I'm dead bro 😭😭
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I'm dead bro 😭😭
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Maaannnnn, as a kid who basically learned cardinal directions and got into football at the same time, this was such a real struggle 😂
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This thing fckn slapped tho
The spicy chicken sandwich they used to serve at school lunch.
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The College Football Playoff in 2032
For anyone wondering, This is what the 24 playoff picture would look like with the most recent info we have since we dont have a cfp poll yet. This should tell you every reason why this is a bad idea. Spots by conference SEC - 9 Big 10 - 5 Big 12 - 5 ACC - 3 Ind - ND G6 - BS
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Perhaps the most absurd UTEP football stat I found last night: the Miners have never won a home game against an FBS team while Donald Trump was president. They’re 0-23 over his two separate terms 🤯
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If the Beavs beat SDSU by 17 or more points tomorrow and put up another fifty burger, I will get a Sailor Benny tattoo on my right leg. Let it be written, let it be done.
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Oregon State is better than Oregon this year
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Pulled out my dads old rain jacket and found these gems in the pocket
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Watch till the end 🤣
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Everyone in North Jersey knows this family
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Kwan driving in Bazzana, that is 🆒!
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Alexander Hamilton awakens in 2026. AH: What wonders has humanity achieved? Random person: We walked on the moon, eradicated smallpox, split the atom, built flying machines, and can communicate instantly around the world. AH: Extraordinary! And how’s my newspaper doing?
Maxx Crosby claims Patrick Mahomes moans when he gets tackled trib.al/FSXmH8d
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This is the best photo from the Kentucky - South Carolina game. There’s so much stuff going on in this photo. You can study it for a long time.
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