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PhD Philosophy, NYU. Head Cooler at Double Deuce. Tai Chi Enthusiast. Unleaded Coffee Only. Eschews Underwear. Pain Don't Hurt.

Jasper, MO
Joined April 2010
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I'm deadly serious: The Cleveland Grovers Cc @hmariec19 @GroverCleveland
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I liked the part where he cried into his towel while getting cart...wait, WHAT?
Christian Watson said he was coughing up blood and broke a rib, but everything else checked out fine at the hospital so he got the OK to play.
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The Green Bay Packers can look like the NFL's best team and the NFL's worst team during the same 5-minute span in any given game
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Tucker Kraft exists. Someone needs to hear this. @lockedonpackers
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Trump looks like what would happen if a syphillitic baboon fucked an orange dump truck full of melted lard. But yeah, keep making fun of other people.
Trump blows up at a reporter Trump: You are a sick guy! Look at this guy. You’re way out of shape. You are disgusting! Put yourself in shape! You look like hell.
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Channeling my inner @TheRickWilson here. Wordsmith.
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I do the Reggie White swim move on almost every corner I turn lol
we all know that one guy 😭 @JJWatt
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Late-stage dementia can reveal surprising things about a man. 🏳️‍🌈
Trump: I invited Jon Husted up to say a few words, but while he was talking I looked at his ass. I've never done that with a man before.
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It sometimes feels like Trump is just testing how far he can go without losing his cult-like speech audiences. Breaking every promise, empty gibberish, lies, cheering higher prices, open bigotry, sexualizing other men, even openly taunting their loyalty - the seals still clap.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Fun facts. Ron Dayne would be the NCAA all-time rushing yards leader in Division I FBS history with 7,125 yards, if bowl game statistics were included. He was the Rose Bowl MVP 2x (1999 & 2000) and is the only Big Ten player ever to do so. He was nicknamed "The Great Dayne".
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The #dabears fanbase are absolute fucking clowns. Just unserious dipshits. Fuck all the way off you shitbirds. Green Bay Sucks is all you have. Hope karma makes your tiny dicks fall off.
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I'd seriously consider voting republicans back in again if they were all banned from all AI platforms.
Tomorrow. Ready to roll.
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Yeah, when he's in jail maybe?
Trump: We will win the war on corruption
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We have to cherish these wins over Chicago. They'll be in Hammond soon
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Few greater joys in life than watching PJ Fleck fail. #BurnYourBoats
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I could poison the kool-ade and you'd drink it
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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His pet lizard, Artie, would be 40 if Zack didn't kill him.
🎉Mario Lopez turns 53 today
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So @PokemonTCG has produced only 8 unique #Politoed cards in 25 years. The last was 4 years ago. It's criminal negligence. What are we even doing? @Pokemon #Pokémon @ceelibi @Shigeru_Ohmori @Pontifex
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watching the boonta eve classic and every ad break is just credit gambling ad credit gambling ad naked twi’lek telling me to watch Huttball “Mon mothma is promoting interspecies mating on coruscant” political ad credit gambling credit gambling
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