Fueled by curiosity, terrible jokes, & an unhealthy number of side projects. โ ๏ธ Politics
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Where is that Delhi trader association headed by the dumb Smriti Irani now ?
This is not hurting their business ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
VIDEO | Delhi: BJP national president Nitin Nabin along with Chief Minister Rekha Gupta, MoS Harsh Malhotra and other leaders join the 'Loktantra Bachao Arajakta Hatao' Padyatra.
Visuals from Chandani Chowk area.
(Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
!Joey ๐ retweeted
"๐ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป ๐ธ๐ต๐๐น๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ฒ๐ป๐ด๐ฒ ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ฎ ๐ต๐ผ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ต๐ผ๐ป ๐บ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐บ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ต ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฟ ๐ก๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ถ ๐ท๐ถ ๐ธ๐ผ!"
Yeh nanga naach band hona chahiye!
Main aankhon mein, camera mein dekh kar khule aam challenge karta hoon Shri Nitin Gadkari ji ko aur mera Ek bhi shabd jhoot ho toh mujh par case kijiye agar aap mein himmat hai aur haan sir, dhamki dena band karein patrakaron ko!
Petroleum mantralaya mein hamein bataya gaya ki inki Ethanol distilleries ko PSU Banks se karib ๐ญ ๐น๐ฎ๐ธ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ka loan mila hai!
Aapke paise se inko loan milta hai, ye ethanol banate hain, aur kyunki koi kharid nahi raha kyunki yeh mehenga hai, toh yeh seedha hamari gaadi mein ๐๐ต๐ผ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ต๐ถ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ถ!
Aur suniye! Inki meetings mein Nitin Gadkari ji ke representatives baithe the! Industry ministry, agriculture ministry aur petroleum ministry ki meeting mein inke log kyun baithe hain? Unke Secretary level ke log baithe hain wahan!
Yeh Ethanol policy Shri Nitin Gadkari ji isliye perceptionally chala rahe hain kyunki unke khud ke bachhon ka aur dusre netaon ke bacchaon ka Ethanol ka dhandha hai! Yeh galat hai, ek ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป๐ณ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ hai, aur sirf unka nahi, saare netaon ka conflict of interest hain!
Yeh khullam khulla loot hai aur hum chup nahi baithenge!
#EthanolScam
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@OGTeamBharat @Nidhzee @FactswithDinesh @neha_laldas @AbhinayWithYou @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @ShivrattanDhil1 #TeamBharat
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!Joey ๐ retweeted
Over a year of โpaid campaignโ allegations. Repeated every few days. Yet whereโs the proof?
@nitin_gadkari invokes a โน22 lakh crore oil lobby to discredit citizens questioning E20. But:
- โน22 lakh crore: Whereโs the evidence?
- The alleged lobby: Who are they?
- ARAI & SIAM reports: Why keep the data hidden?
- Ethanol blending: Why disown responsibility in the High Court?
Hereโs the irony: Team Bharat has actually exposed coordinated paid campaigns attacking E20 critics - and influencer campaigns praising Gadkari for E20, even as he tells the High Court he has nothing to do with ethanol blending.
Over a year of allegations against critics. Where is the evidence behind his own claims?
@OGTeamBharat follows the evidence. Will Gadkari answer the questions?
#EthanolScam
!Joey ๐ retweeted
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs.
1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer".
2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office.
3. Layoff them
Only if Donald Trump would have tweeted this instead of Rahul Gandhi , the reply would have been different!
Being the LoP @RahulGandhi, I suggest you refrain from politicising every issue. Also, casually labelling commercial and legal matters as criminal is unacceptable.
You have repeatedly decried the successes of Indian industry & our entrepreneurs. Now, are you trying to incite our business leaders to join you in spreading distrust & toxicity?
For decades, your party had smothered the spirit of the Indian entrepreneurs under the stifling โLicence-Quota Rajโ & inflicted poverty on crores of Indians.
On the other hand, our government led by PM @narendramodi values the Indian industry as job creators & drivers of economic growth. Our policies have been tailored to enable enterprise, support industry and encourage investment.
Political parties, leaders, governments and institutions share an equal responsibility to support our industry, strengthen our farmers and secure the future of our youth.
Therefore, it is essential to engage constructively rather than casting baseless aspersions to suit your narrow political motives.
The Constitution of India ensures justice to all its citizens & our Honourable Courts are entrusted with upholding it. History is witness to the shoddy manner in which you, your party and the PMs belonging to your party have demeaned the judiciary.
So Rahul ji, refrain from seeing ghosts everywhere.
!Joey ๐ retweeted
เคเคนเฅ @PMCPune เคเคฎเฅเคนเคพเคฒเคพ เคเคพเคฒเคค เคเคพเคตเคพ เคฐเคธเฅเคคเฅเคฏเคพเคตเคฐ เคฎเฅเคนเคฃเฅเคฏเคพ เคเคงเฅ เคคเฅเคฎเค เคเคพเคฎ เคเคงเฅ เคเคฐเคพ. เคธเคเคณเฅเคเคกเฅ encroachments. เคนเคพ เคเคนเฅ Aundh Road, เคเคฟเคฅเค tempos permanently parked เค
เคธเคคเคพเคค. เคฎเฅเคนเคฃเฅ เคฐเคพเคเคเฅเคฏ เคฒเฅเคเคพเคเคเฅ เคเคนเฅเคค. Have guts to take action or only will you give gyan to citizens to walk on roads? @PMCPune @navalMH @mohol_murlidhar @SunetraA_Pawar
The problem with this man is that he has a mic !
Only one way communication, he comes, utters and goes away and come me back later again saying it was all noise!
In between whatever citizens are saying gets pressed as โpaid campaign โ and blah blah!
How can you argue with him
Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says the outrage over E20 petrol three months ago was a โpaid campaignโ and has now died down.
LOL. It was the Indian government that hired influencers to push pro-E20 propaganda, including Abhishek Malhan, Mahesh Keshwala, Arun Kushwah, RJ Naved, RJ Praveen, Neha Nagar, Sanjay Kathuria, Vishal Rattewal and several others.
The government pays influencers to promote E20, then dismisses criticism as a 'paid campaign'. Quite the irony no @nitin_gadkari ji ๐
Let me remind you of videos by influencers to push pro-E20 propaganda. Thread ๐งต๐๐ผ
The shortest leak and its investigation!
The learning is that forked repos can get deleted automatically!
Never knew something like could happen.
Shouldnโt fork mean - you got a copy of original ?
ok update on the deleted repo thing, since it kind of blew up
first, some context on why i posted it like that. there have been so many security incidents lately that my brain is basically stuck in alert mode. so when i saw a stranger in our audit log deleting a private repo, i assumed the worst.
we figured out what happened. nobody hacked us, and it wasn't a github bug.
that repo was a private fork of a repo owned by @StainlessAPI, the company that generated our SDKs. our entire SDK pipeline ran on it.
Stainless got acquired by @AnthropicAI back in may. and on october 27, with zero heads-up to us, someone there deleted their copy of the repo.
turns out when you delete a private repo on github, every private fork of it gets deleted too. same request, under two seconds. and our audit log shows the person who deleted *their* repo as the one who deleted *ours*. that's why it looked like a random outsider walked into our org and nuked something.
no email. no "hey, we're cleaning these up, grab a copy." just gone, along with the production repo behind every one of our SDKs.
github support walked us through all of it within a day, which, genuinely, thank you.
one ask though @github: put this in the audit log. right now the event for our repo just says "repo.destroy" by an outside user. if it said "deleted because upstream fork parent X was deleted", we'd have understood it in two minutes instead of spending a night thinking we'd been breached.
we had a local clone, so we pushed it back up as a standalone repo and the SDKs are running again.
if you were a Stainless customer and you've got anything living as a private fork of one of their repos, go detach it today. it takes ten minutes. their delete is your delete.
Pune and @PuneCityPolice !
!Joey ๐ retweeted
Breaking: Nitin Gadkari has discovered a fuel that costs โน25/litre. All you need is a fuel that costs โน100.
The recipe:
- Buy ethanol at โน70/L, the rate OMCs pay.
Notice it has ~30% less energy, so you burn ~1.4 litres to go as far as one litre of petrol. Congratulations, that's โน100 per petrol-equivalent litre.
- Put it in a hybrid and say the car "generates 60% electricity," as if the engine were a solar farm and not the thing burning the fuel.
- Divide by whatever number gets you to โน25. Do not show the working.
That "free" electricity is the engine burning fuel plus braking energy recaptured. A petrol hybrid does it too. So the genius here is the hybrid battery, and ethanol gets the credit.
Bonus nostalgia: in 2023 the same formula, 60% ethanol and 40% electricity, gave us "petrol at โน15/litre." Pump prices missed that one by about โน90. Three years on, the inflation-adjusted miracle is โน25.
Economics is the study of what things cost. Gadkari's version is the study of what they cost if you don't count the cost.
PR is free. Physics and procurement prices aren't.
15 Rupaye mein petrol, 2 saal mein Amreeka ke barabar road infra, flying buses, Dubai prince asking the PM to export Gadkari for 6 months.. the list is endless. BS by NiGa can be a full webseries.
@OGTeamBharat @tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @Shankyram2
The whole farmers getting benefited is a staged lie!
Only a selected few will be benefited rest are just pawns
Modi government defends E20 by claiming it benefits farmers. Petroleum minister even put a number to it: Rs 1,40,000 crore.
We investigated this on the ground, interviewing farmers who grow the food crops being used to make ethanol. Here is what we found:
scroll.in/article/1096679/whโฆ
!Joey ๐ retweeted
The government only fears the power of the people.
This time, the farmers are here.
More power to you!
Almost all serversโฆโฆ
โผ๏ธ Anthropic and Google researchers found a flaw that lets one crafted packet hijack a server during network boot, before Secure Boot checks the OS.
Almost all servers on earth are affected.
CVE-2026-97631 sits in TianoCore EDK II, code in the UEFI firmware of most servers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The vulnerability is limited to servers actively PXE network-booting with vulnerable EDK II firmware; most servers boot from local disks and are unaffected in normal use, with Intel noting limited impact on supported products.
github.com/tianocore/edk2โฆ
arstechnica.com/security/2026/โฆ
!Joey ๐ retweeted
eMudhra is now taking comms private to avoid public scrutiny.
Don't see what sensitive content could be involved since EMudhra announced it's exiting the business and cannot even claim disclosure could impact their business in future.
bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_buโฆ
ALT We have responded to the set of questions asked specifically by Mozilla in direct correspondence. Due to the sensitive nature of some of the content contained therein, we will work with Mozilla, and the other major Browser Trust Programs to ensure any data appropriate for public release can be updated here. We will also provide a copy of responses to Mozilla's questions directly to each of the other Browser Trust Programs for their internal consumption. We note that additional questions are outstanding to other Browser Trust Programs and these will be responded to in the time permitted.
!Joey ๐ retweeted
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Tata Airlines par kiski nazar hai ?
Heard a fraand is interested in launching his own airlines?
That fraand has the habit of acquiring others businesses.
