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Fueled by curiosity, terrible jokes, & an unhealthy number of side projects. ⚠️ Politics

Pune, India
Joined April 2009
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
You can clearly see neatly placed stubble pellets/cubes just where this staged burning is taking place @PunjabPoliceInd should investigate @ANI @AHindinews.. they are definitely staging this to blame Punjab so that the blame for Delhi pollution doesn't fall on nikammi Rekha
#WATCH पंजाब: फाजिल्का के एक खेत में पराली जलाई जा रही है।
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"𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗴𝗻𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘁 𝗡𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗱𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗷𝗶. 𝗔𝗯 𝗺𝘂𝗵 𝗸𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗮𝗸 𝗯𝗮𝗮𝘁 𝗷𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗴𝗶!" Kisko Dhaus De Rahe ho sir, khaya hain kya aap ka kucch, ke aap se phatengi meri... Honge aap Union Minister, ghanta Muje farak padta hain.. ab Karenge Ethanol ka Ethanol aur Petrol ka Petrol ... Mard ho toh Bhagyega Mat sir !" The entire nation is watching how the ultimate 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 of India operates. Your 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗼 𝗬𝗼𝗷𝗻𝗮 has turned your nepo kids into multi billionaires overnight while common taxpayers suffer. What massive invention did your sons create? Did they code like Steve Jobs or build rockets like Elon Musk? No! They are rich solely because they are your sons. Here is my open challenge to you. I am putting all my financial accounts in the public domain right now. Let ED CBI and NIA investigate both of us and our families from top to bottom. Let us take a live lie detector test on national television. Have the courage. Saamne aaiye aur jawab dijiye. Bhaagna mat! #EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA SUGAR DADDY @OGTeamBharat @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @Shankyram2 @VishhalSJain @ShivrattanDhil1 My most explosive interview on @NavbharatTimes youtu.be/srUsWZoH4NA
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कितना डर-डर के जियेंगे हम? सारे चोर इकठ्ठा हो जाते हैं और सच दिखाने वाले को धमकाते हैं। मोदी-अडानी की जोड़ी ने पूरा देश लूट लिया। इस मामले में @sabeer ने एक डॉक्यूमेंट्री बनाई जिसमें दिखाया गया की कैसे इस जोड़ी ने देश की संपत्तियों को लूटा? @sabeer पर अडानी ने कोलकोता में मानहानि का केस कर दिया। हँसी आती है लुटेरों की भी मानहानि हो रही है। फ़िलहाल मैंने तय किया है, मैं उस डॉक्यूमेंट्री को दुबारा डालूँगा। आप भी देखिए और इस लूट के खेल की सच्चाई लोगों तक पहुँचाइए। देखते हैं कितना मानहानि का केस होता है? youtu.be/de_aQwDf_mw?si=ImJ7…
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"𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗵𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗮𝗸𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗸𝗵 𝗸𝗮𝗿 𝗡𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗱𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗷𝗶 𝗸𝗼!" Yeh nanga naach band hona chahiye! Main aankhon mein, camera mein dekh kar khule aam challenge karta hoon Shri Nitin Gadkari ji ko aur mera Ek bhi shabd jhoot ho toh mujh par case kijiye agar aap mein himmat hai aur haan sir, dhamki dena band karein patrakaron ko! Petroleum mantralaya mein hamein bataya gaya ki inki Ethanol distilleries ko PSU Banks se karib 𝟭 𝗹𝗮𝗸𝗵 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗲 ka loan mila hai! Aapke paise se inko loan milta hai, ye ethanol banate hain, aur kyunki koi kharid nahi raha kyunki yeh mehenga hai, toh yeh seedha hamari gaadi mein 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗶! Aur suniye! Inki meetings mein Nitin Gadkari ji ke representatives baithe the! Industry ministry, agriculture ministry aur petroleum ministry ki meeting mein inke log kyun baithe hain? Unke Secretary level ke log baithe hain wahan! Yeh Ethanol policy Shri Nitin Gadkari ji isliye perceptionally chala rahe hain kyunki unke khud ke bachhon ka aur dusre netaon ke bacchaon ka Ethanol ka dhandha hai! Yeh galat hai, ek 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 hai, aur sirf unka nahi, saare netaon ka conflict of interest hain! Yeh khullam khulla loot hai aur hum chup nahi baithenge! #EthanolScam Sugar Daddy BETA BADHAO YOJNA @OGTeamBharat @Nidhzee @FactswithDinesh @neha_laldas @AbhinayWithYou @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @ShivrattanDhil1 #TeamBharat
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Over a year of “paid campaign” allegations. Repeated every few days. Yet where’s the proof? @nitin_gadkari invokes a ₹22 lakh crore oil lobby to discredit citizens questioning E20. But: - ₹22 lakh crore: Where’s the evidence? - The alleged lobby: Who are they? - ARAI & SIAM reports: Why keep the data hidden? - Ethanol blending: Why disown responsibility in the High Court? Here’s the irony: Team Bharat has actually exposed coordinated paid campaigns attacking E20 critics - and influencer campaigns praising Gadkari for E20, even as he tells the High Court he has nothing to do with ethanol blending. Over a year of allegations against critics. Where is the evidence behind his own claims? @OGTeamBharat follows the evidence. Will Gadkari answer the questions? #EthanolScam
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GYANU MUST GO! The Cockroach Janta Party extends its support to the INDIA Bloc’s November 1 rally. Nation above all! #JaiBhim #JaiHind
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs. 1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer". 2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office. 3. Layoff them
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आहो @PMCPune आम्हाला चालत जावा रस्त्यावर म्हण्या आधी तुमच काम आधी करा. सगळीकडे encroachments. हा आहे Aundh Road, जिथं tempos permanently parked असतात. म्हणे राजकीय लोकांचे आहेत. Have guts to take action or only will you give gyan to citizens to walk on roads? @PMCPune @navalMH @mohol_murlidhar @SunetraA_Pawar
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Breaking: Nitin Gadkari has discovered a fuel that costs ₹25/litre. All you need is a fuel that costs ₹100. The recipe: - Buy ethanol at ₹70/L, the rate OMCs pay. Notice it has ~30% less energy, so you burn ~1.4 litres to go as far as one litre of petrol. Congratulations, that's ₹100 per petrol-equivalent litre. - Put it in a hybrid and say the car "generates 60% electricity," as if the engine were a solar farm and not the thing burning the fuel. - Divide by whatever number gets you to ₹25. Do not show the working. That "free" electricity is the engine burning fuel plus braking energy recaptured. A petrol hybrid does it too. So the genius here is the hybrid battery, and ethanol gets the credit. Bonus nostalgia: in 2023 the same formula, 60% ethanol and 40% electricity, gave us "petrol at ₹15/litre." Pump prices missed that one by about ₹90. Three years on, the inflation-adjusted miracle is ₹25. Economics is the study of what things cost. Gadkari's version is the study of what they cost if you don't count the cost. PR is free. Physics and procurement prices aren't. 15 Rupaye mein petrol, 2 saal mein Amreeka ke barabar road infra, flying buses, Dubai prince asking the PM to export Gadkari for 6 months.. the list is endless. BS by NiGa can be a full webseries. @OGTeamBharat @tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @Shankyram2
🚨 Nitin Gadkari Announces Massive Fuel Cost Savings! • Petrol: ₹120/litre • Diesel: ₹110/litre • Electricity: ₹20 per unit • Ethanol-based fuel: ₹25–30 "Alternative fuels could significantly reduce transportation costs on Highways"🎯
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The government only fears the power of the people. This time, the farmers are here. More power to you!
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
eMudhra is now taking comms private to avoid public scrutiny. Don't see what sensitive content could be involved since EMudhra announced it's exiting the business and cannot even claim disclosure could impact their business in future. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bu…
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
Introducing 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹: our new generation of Liquid Foundation Models. With a new tri-hybrid architecture and new multimodal encoders, the LFM3 family is the ideal model suite for specialized intelligence. > 6 model instances, across text, audio, vision, and omni modalities, generative and decision models. > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝟷.𝟽𝙱: text, 256k context window. > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝚅𝙻-𝟸𝙱: vision-language model with video-input support for spatial understanding > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝙰𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘-𝟸𝙱: tool calls, voice chat, reasoning in 18 languages. > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝙾𝚖𝚗𝚒-𝟸𝙱: an omni model combines vision, audio, and language. > 𝚍𝟷-𝟸𝙱 and 𝚍𝟷-𝙾𝚖𝚗𝚒-𝟸𝙱: decision models with typed outputs and calibrated probabilities in a single pass. Omni adds audio input. > fine-tune on 1 GPU. > a new tri-hybrid architecture > architecture optimized for 14 processor classes across GPUs, CPUs, and NPUs. > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝚅𝙻-𝟸𝙱 is a beast. It performs competitively with Gemma 4 12B (6x larger), and Gemini 3.5 Flash Lite, and GPT-5.6 Luna, with 1.9B parameters. > 𝙻𝙵𝙼𝟹-𝟷.𝟽𝙱 is #1 on the Pareto frontier of device intelligence 𝚙𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎.𝚕𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍.𝚊𝚒 Every modality for specialized intelligence. Pick the one that fits your use case, customize it, and run it on-device. 1/ 🧵
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Nitin Gadkari ji @nitin_gadkari , for over a year, you’ve accused E20 critics of being a “paid petroleum lobby” - without naming ONE entity or producing public evidence. The irony? Team Bharat @OGTeamBharat has actually exposed coordinated paid campaigns targeting those questioning E20. Influencers praise you for ethanol blending, while you distance yourself from responsibility for it in the High Court. Where are the ARAI reports? Where is the long-term durability data? We expose campaigns. You make allegations. Now show the evidence - or stop smearing citizens. #EthanolScam
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macOS Developers should update their /etc/ssl/cert.pem file to remove the compromised eMudhra certificate. Apple has directions here: support.apple.com/en-us/1495…
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
I posted this on Oct 11th. It is still on my timeline so do watch it. You didn’t have to listen to Mumbai Police @RajThackeray
They blocked Sabeer’s video. But watch it here to see how Adani & Modi stole India.
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This is the Video that Modani is trying to block
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
Instagram removes the reel posted on LiveLaw's official page about the ECI's affidavit in the #SupremeCourt. The reel, which was only an explanation of the ECI's version, was removed by Instagram saying, "We received a legal request to restrict this content". There is no explanation how the reel (instagram.com/reel/De_dnDnOW…) violated any law. @instagram @Meta The same video is available on YouTube - youtube.com/watch?v=OuEYr-bY…
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Was happy as a member of the Bloomberg New Economy global Advisory Board that first ever global Forum was held in India inaugurated by Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi ji Leaders from around the world across governments, businesses, finance and technology met under the theme A World in Play: The New Levers of Power. India is not a spectator in this change as one of the world's largest economies the choices we make on trade technology energy investment and people will help shape the new global order. The world is looking for partners it can trust and India is well placed to be one The ideas from these three days now need to turn into action. @narendramodi @PMOIndia @BBGNewEconomy
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No, WebMCP isn't replacing MCP. MCP connects agents to your services. WebMCP connects agents to your website while it's open and the user's in the loop. Here's how they fit together ⤵️
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
मूर्खो का पत्रकारिता में हमेशा से अद्वितीय योगदान रहा। बहुतों का जनता के सामने नहीं आ पाता क्योंकि वो कैमरे के सामने आने से बचते हैं।
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