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Eric Miller retweeted
Imagine being 12 years old at a game with your bros and the back-to-back reigning MVP lets you help him up after a foul in the middle of an NBA game.
If I was 30, I would never stop talking about this. If I was 12, and it was on video, I’d be insufferable.
Eric Miller retweeted
So what are the chances someone suggested this Dana White and Trump pulled a Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Eric Miller retweeted
The Ravens are the first NFL team to start 3 different QBs in 3 straight games & lose all 3 by 20+ points since the Cowboys did so during their inaugural 1960 season in which they went 0-11-1 (Eddie LeBaron in Week 6, Don Meredith in Week 7, Don Heinrich in Week 8).
Eric Miller retweeted
In races called, 17 senators are being replaced, already the biggest turnover in the chamber since 1980. The departing senators average age is 70, their replacements 55. The number of senators under 50 nearly doubles, from 8 to 15.
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This is some of the craziest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Our preliminary Times Voter Trends estimates for the results by demographic group
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Eric Miller retweeted
Decision Desk HQ projects Amy Acton wins the OH Governor General
#DecisionMade: 10:30 PM EST
Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
Eric Miller retweeted
a white boy putting up Obama numbers in Atlanta suburbs...
the Lisan al-Gaib shall know your ways as if born to them...
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BREAKING: Polymarket projects Amy Acton has defeated Vivek Ramaswamy to become the first woman elected Ohio governor in the state's history — 99% chance.
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BREAKING: Polymarket projects James Talarico has flipped Texas's U.S. Senate seat, becoming the first Democrat to win a Senate race in the state since 1988 — 99% chance.
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Cleveland rookie LHP Parker Messick finishing top 3 for the American Cy Young award gives the team an extra 1st Round Draft Pick in the upcoming 2027 MLB Draft.
#StandGuard
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Parker Messick has been named an AL Cy Young Award finalist alongside Cam Schlittler and Dylan Cease.
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The area in red has 1,335,977 residents and 40 early voting locations
The area in blue has 1,370,416 residents and only 1 early voting location.
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Trial proceedings begin today at the Federal Courthouse in Brooklyn.
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase & Luis Ortiz are facing four criminal counts related to pitch rigging as part of a sports betting conspiracy.
Follow for (periodic) updates. No phones in courtroom.
Eric Miller retweeted
Chandler Simpson has had over 1,000 Plate Appearances across the regular season & postseason in his career.
This is the only ball he's ever hit that would have been a Home Run in any MLB stadium.
HR/Park: 1/30
Where? Yankee Stadium.
#MLB #RaysUp #WorldSeries #FantasyBaseball
Eric Miller retweeted
The Guardians Curse is still going strong.
Since 2016, no team that’s beaten the Guardians in the playoffs has advanced past the next round.
Those teams are barely averaging one win per series.
