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FYI, “65+” includes “The Silent Generation,” plenty of whom are still alive and still vote (including my 94-year-old father).
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Years from now, we will find the connection to gambling apps.
I’ve followed the NFL religiously my entire life. I’ve never seen a fall off like the Chargers my entire life. Same head coach and same quarterback with back to back trips to the playoffs and out of the blue they turn into the worst team in the league. How did it get here?
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OK, so I had to look up about Lamine’s gf and … TMI 😳🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
In case you didn't watch sports today:
>🥊Trump said he was just “kidding" about offering Dana White the press secretary job
>🏈Calvin Ridley was involved in an "incident" at Nashville's airport but no details yet
>⚽️Lamine Yamal's girlfriend posted on IG about a... well... i'm going to skip this one actually
>🏈A fan brawl broke out in the parking lot after 49ers-Raiders leaving multiple grown men literally out cold (vid in replies)
>🏀Denver Nuggets got stuck in Mexico with plane issues & listed all 5 starters as questionable for next game
>🏀Austin Reaves dropped 43 without Luka & got in a courtside fan's face mid-game (vid in replies)
>🏁Kyle Larson clinched his 3rd NASCAR Cup title (2nd straight) after Chase Briscoe's engine blew
>⚽️Man Utd moved up 2 spots to 18th in the Premier League table after 4-4 draw with Villa
>⚽️Utd fans online planned a stadium walkout protest mid match but only one fan left...
-the only way to make the Glazers give a single fck about your "protests" is if you all protest by ✨stop buy shit from the club✨
>⚽️Barcelona beat Atlético 2-1 off a Fermín brace & are 3 pts clear at the top of La Liga
>⚽️Sunderland beat Chelsea 1-0 for their first Prem win since August
>⚽️Brighton beat 10-man Brentford 2-0 & went above Man City into 2nd in the Prem
>⚽️Vini Jr walked around Dubai with a guy holding an umbrella over him (I've seen multiple videos of this getting taken down today 🤣)
>⚽️Bayern announced Neuer partially tore a tendon in his right foot
>⚽️I did a full football recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out
>🏀Jaylen Brown dropped 29 as the 8-2 Sixers gave Chicago their 7th straight loss
>🏀Giannis had 29 & 14 in a win vs the Kings & passed Larry Bird on the all-time scoring list
>🏀Cooper Flagg had 25 & a career-high 12 ast as the Mavs blow out win
>🏀Paul George dropped 27 as the Celtics beat the 1-9 Bucks
>🏀Clippers beat the Pelicans to snap a 7-game losing streak
>🏀Kings traded Nique Clifford to the Thunder for two 2nd round picks
>🏀Hornets announced Kon Knueppel will miss at least 4 weeks with another hammy strain
>🏀Bronny trash talked a Pistons fan asking "Can you run a mile? How much money you making?" (vid in replies)
>🏀I did a full NBA recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out
>🏒Brady Tkachuk & Nikita Zadorov fought 2 secs into Panthers-Bruins game (vid in replies)
>🏒Scheifele scored GWG for Jets with 1.6 secs left to beat Tampa 4-3 after blowing a 3-0 lead in the 3rd (vid in replies)
>🏒Devils said Hellebuyck won't play in his Winnipeg return Tuesday bc it'd mean "a reduction in our expected win probability"
-Pussy
>🏒Cutter Gauthier scored his 3rd hat trick in 8 days as the Ducks beat the Pens 5-2
-(You read that right)
>🏎️Lando Norris won the São Paulo GP after Antonelli spun out of the lead. Mercedes clinched the constructors'
>⛳️19 y/o Blades Brown became the youngest PGA Tour winner since 1938
>🎾Alcaraz beat Ben Shelton to win the Paris Masters
>🎾Coco Gauff beat Jessica Pegula in her WTA Finals opener
>🏈Bears beat Bucs 27-24 despite turning the ball over 5 times
-NBC gave Caleb Williams offensive player of the game after he threw 4 picks (2 weren't is fault tbh but still...)
>🏈Broncos beat the Panthers & became the first team ever to win 16 straight one-score games
>🏈Texans KILLED the winless Chargers 44-22 & Herbert left with a finger injury after getting sacked 8 times
>🏈Packers beat Patriots 45-27, the most points NE has ever allowed at Gillette Stadium
>🏈Puka Nacua hurt his knee on the Rams' last snap of their win vs the Commanders
>🏈Malik Nabers went OFF at Greg Olsen on IG for questioning his body language on the broadcast
>🏈Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair wore the name of a 2 y/o Palestinian, Salem Al-Najjar, who died after evacuating Gaza on his eyeblack
>🏈A corgi escaped during halftime of Broncos-Panthers & it took 41 secs to catch it (vid in replies)
>🏈Harrison Butker got booed by Chiefs fans after missing a 51-yard field goal wide right
>🏈I did a full NFL Sunday recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out
>🏈Michigan fired OC Jason Beck & owes him up to $10.1M
-reportedly the biggest college assistant buyout ever
>Let me know what I missed
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Health update: I am done with the colonoscopy. They found one small polyp. That is good news. It is being sent in for pathology so test results forthcoming. So far, indications continue to be that cancer is kind of localized to top end of colon. The surgery tomorrow, which will involve removal of lymph nodes and more colon, will have a clearer picture but today is encouraging. So I am back home for the remainder of today. I will be back at TMC (Tucson Medical Center) main campus first thing in the morning for surgery, and that will require several days of staying at the hospital.
Thank you for all the support through this ordeal. It’s requiring a lot of effort to not die and I am grateful for your encouragement.
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If she has to ask for help, she’s still doing the work youtube.com/shorts/hLZGkd4ZZ… via @YouTube
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This will never not be funny Hands down one of the best Lip Sync Battle performances ever..😍😍
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I want a medical bracelet that states if I'm hospitalized, the nurses are not allowed to do a tiktok about me.
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So last week I was halfway to Winston-Salem to cover a game. I pull off to get gas. Forgot my wallet at home. @CrouchingMommy interrupts her CFB viewing to bring it to me. I get to the press box. Forgot the laptop power cord. This was on the back door today. Her details are epic
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In case you didn't follow the NFL today:
>🏈Gronk got inducted into the Patriots Hall of Fame
>🏈Rams activated Myles Garrett from IR
>🏈Reports came out the Colts have a 2nd-round pick+ offer for Jonathan Taylor
>🏈Quentin Lake said he texted Justin Herbert to apologize for saying Herbert was throwing him ”deli meat" last week. He hasn't heard back
>🏈Broncos tried to trade for Trey McBride. Cardinals said no
>🏈Steelers legend Jack Ham was hospitalized after a medical emergency in Seattle. He's in stable condition
>🏈Aidan Hutchinson showed up to local hospital in a Spider-Man mask to surprise a 4 y/o at his final chemo treatment (vid in replies)
>🏈Lions put Jack Campbell on IR (at least 4 games) after he left on a backboard with a neck injury vs the Vikings
>🏈Deshaun Watson cleared concussion protocol, but Shedeur Sanders is still the Browns' starter for Sunday
>🏈Reports came out the Ravens told Derrick Henry they have no intention of trading him
>🏈Reports came out the Colts are taking calls about trading Daniel Jones
>🏈Reports came out teams reached out to the Charges with trade inquiries for Herbert, McConkey & Khalil Mack. Chargers gave hard no to all
>🏈Saints activated #8 pick Jordyn Tyson for his NFL debut & cut their leading rusher Kendre Miller
>🏈Reports came out Drew Lock has severe tendinitis in his throwing elbow. He'll still start for Seattle Sunday
>🏈NFL fined Roquan Smith $35,822 for twisting Josh Allen's head by the facemask & a hit on a defenseless player (vid in replies)
>🏈NFL fined Jaquan Brisker $17,911 for his hit on Deshaun Watson (vid in replies)
>Let me know what I missed
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I saw people suggesting if you let your cat sniff your food they'll leave you alone because they're mostly just curious and don't actually want it.
Well I'm here to tell you that YOU LIED and now I think some of you are actually cats who learned how to post on the internet because my bagel has been stolen.
We get it, but our life isn’t dominated by it unless we’re playing games on it or something. Our parents didn’t know where we were for 12 hours a day, so being constantly reachable is not a priority for us.
My mum, born in 1958, never has her phone on her. She keeps it in her bag, then leaves it there when she leaves the room, which means it often takes her hours to see and reply to a text. Is this a generational thing? Do Boomers not quite grasp the "mobile" part of "mobile phone"?
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🚨 MISSING VULNERABLE ADULT 🚨
Officers are searching for Alan Dodd (46). He was last seen today south of 22nd St. near Craycroft Rd. wearing a white shirt & brown pants. Call 911 if located.
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If you can understand a billionaire moving countries to improve his finances, you can understand an immigrant doing it to feed their children.
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Ohtani sacrificed $17 million to stop plays from rigging games, incredible. A hero alongside Pages. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5040…























