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@Exconvictguy

I trafficked thousands of pounds of pot across the US before going to club Fed. Now im telling my story. Relax Fed boys, the statute of limitations is up.

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Joined September 2023
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Could a college football team beat a UFL team?
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It's super easy to sneak from Mexico onto Starbase property.
J Michael Waller (@JMichaelWaller) profile pictureJ Michael Waller
@JMichaelWaller2 Aug 2023
At the mouth of the Rio Grande on the Mexican border: Illegal aliens stream across here within sight of the @SpaceX assembly plant and launch pad for the giant Starship rockets. I took this video today.
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Galaxy brain Twitter @Exconvictguy time to get back into the biz
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Some of the best salesmen are former drug dealers
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Replying to @drewvento @DegenCPA22
We used an employee from a lab test company as an expert witness. She had a crazy story: Some lady walked in 5 different times with 5 different men. Berating them for having the audacity to do the test. None of them were the father
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LMK
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Who knows how to run an online shirt biz?
ExCon Guy (@Exconvictguy) profile pictureExCon Guy@Exconvictguy15 Nov 2024
What do you think of my next business venture
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Stop calling them deportations and start calling them irish goodbyes
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@BridgetPhetasy14 Nov 2024
Has no one leaving this site heard of an Irish goodbye?
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RT @peanutg53954578: Lol that's all we are to these fucking gringos Cheap labor that picks their food The same people got pissed when t…
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Replying to @JoeyMannarino
She'll recognize him when her cartel boss tells her she's allowed to
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Bro, you’re gonna be stackin’ that uber cash sky high
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There will be a lot of ink spilled about why Americans elected Trump and Republicans in a red wave but I can sum it up. “He’s not Hitler. I’m not racist. Fuck you.”
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Latinos won the election.
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Justice for Peanut
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Taking a copy of my property deed to the voting booth Im a male property owner and my vote should count twice
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I'm shipping up to Boston boys I need recommendations
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I've been thinking a lot about the fact that I'm nowhere near as persuasive on the internet as I am in person. And I've come to the conclusion that I'm way hotter than I thought.
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#felonlivesmatter
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As teenager I joined a law enforcement explorers group headed by the elected sheriff. I figured it would look good on my resume, I wanted to be a federal LE agent. Turns out the sheriff was running his own drug trafficking organization. I told you I was groomed for this life.
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