Special Agent Maria Ronson of the Federal Bureau of Ingestion, at your service. Investigator, often ravenous. (Lewd, no minors/taboo, 30yo) @OutOfOfficeLore
Joined February 2026
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Maria Ronson retweeted
It may be less pleasant to listen to, but @FBIAgentRonson is essentially like a playlist made by every David Fincher film. What if the killer from Seven had an iPod? Thatโs the vibe I suppose.
The first song Night Shift is very much the driving force behind this character! ๐
Maria Ronson retweeted
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension-of sound, sight, mind.
Youโre moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
Youโve @RavenaCrossVore -d intoโฆthe Twilight Zone.
Maria Ronson retweeted
Preferential treatment doesnโt result in a good story. Youโre nice to me. You say the right things. It doesnโt matter.
I see you as a fascinating subject.
Willing to say anything to end up as nothing more than a taste on my tongue, a wetness of my lips.
Maria Ronson retweeted
The holy order I mourned doesnโt resemble its old self. They were impure and unable to face the reality of our task. Sinners need purging. Devout need feeding.
Who is more devout than I?
Maria Ronson retweeted
Itโs always fiction unless I say so. You could have the most heart wrenching story of all, and itโs up to me who sees it.
No editor.
No oversight.
Just me.
And if I decide your flesh tastes better than your words? There isnโt much we can do about that Iโm afraid. Be thankful.
Maria Ronson retweeted
Folks, I found a scuffed way to deliver the story to you. I enjoyed writing it and Iโll probably do some more like it soon!
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Maria Ronson retweeted
Everything you are.
You were.
You couldโฆcould be.
All mine.
No scraps left behind.
Iโll even lick theโฆplate clean.
Maria Ronson retweeted
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Maria Ronson retweeted
Even when I'm not there, I make sure to always keep an eye on you,
There's no point in hiding~
I always find my prey ๐
Maria Ronson retweeted
You tell me, why do you think Iโm a good reporter? Is it because Iโm diligent and resourceful?
Or is it my body? I reckon you get so flustered and excited looking at my cute face and curves, you just canโt help yourself.
What better way to leave a legacy than adding to them?
Maria Ronson retweeted
You can fight me as much as you want. You can kick and scream and beg.
Thereโs nothing you can do to stop my hunger for knowledge.
You canโt stop me from dragging the truth into the light.
Iโm Kallie Redford, investigative journalist. And youโre my story.
Letโs get started.
