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Joined March 2010
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Replying to @DrianneBelleza
I had the best pregnancy. I lay on my blanket in my yard, ate fruit, and read books. Prepared the home and enjoyed being loved on. 🥰
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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Replying to @BrickCenter_
I know a Navy seal when I see one. Pretending to be a baby to avoid Taxes 😏😆
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Lol this tweet is a prime example of the problem with dating 😂
About 95% of the women on Hinge say they would like to “Travel more”. Become a flight attendant shorty
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Replying to @Beymonce
The girlies want romance and adventure with a companion, and the men telling them to get another job. Mmn.
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
I’m crying (facts though)!
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Ciara and Russell Wilson open up about expecting baby number five, with Ciara revealing that Russell makes her labor and delivery feel like a vacation. 🫶🏽❤️ "When we first met, we always talked about how many kids we want to have on our bucket list. And she's always wanted to have five." "I'm an only child, so I want a big family and I love being a mom. It's my favorite job in the world... and he makes the process fun for me, especially my delivery. It's like a vacation... He gets into it. He has like the twinkle lights in my room. You gotta be there for a couple days... but he's into it with me and he's very calm and steady”
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Replying to @favwontmiss
Texting became popular during Millennials youth. We make the fucking rules. Everyone else can stfu.
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
“Why do millennials end stuff with lol” BECAUSE YALL DONT KNOW HOW TO READ SARCASM
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
I hate you niggas (I need a bowl)
sweet potato cheesecake+cornbread ice cream🙂‍↕️
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Aayyyyyooooooo ⏸️😭
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
A random guy came to the restaurant and paid everyone to pretend that they know him just impress a girl
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Replying to @Neutral_OC
I ain’t gone lie… he faking be famous, so I know that money fake too… 😭💯🤦🏽‍♀️
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
McConnell is a complete vegetable. Insane that he’s still allowed to cast a vote in the Senate.
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Replying to @clashreport
Bro needs a bell. 😭
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Replying to @clashreport
idk "reacts" might be a bit of a stretch here
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
The first chef to prepare VEGAN MAC & CHEESE outside the US Capitol
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
😂😂seeing this after my friend got dumped for being nonchalant. He was replaced immediately with a guy that buys flowers and plans dates. But yeah, "women like it when men don't show emotion" 🚮
He literally explained why you Be Nonchalant.
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Replying to @majestymasculin
Just date someone who ACTUALLY likes you and shows it. All of the mind games are pointless and a waste of time.
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CORNERSTORE BADDIE retweeted
Why our parents was acting like this was steakhouse prices is beyond me 😭😂
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