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@FakeSTcom like how I found out Tekong had a GRC too.
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Stay awake more by sleeping less #LimSweeAnyhowSay
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@FakeSTcom Sandra, what is your spirit animal? Mine is the bear. The chubby bear. :-) pls reply/revert
#STasksandra
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#LandofTheMeatMunchers is my 1st novel and it comes out from @MarshallCAsia this month wp.me/p2u8Z1-1e1 #zombies
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@FakeSTcom oops sorry about the typo! Thanks for pointing it out
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SMRT CEO has magical ability to make trains relatively empty when he's on board. bit.ly/VUPhI5
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@FakeSTcom help me with this survey related to you, pls? It would be great if you RT it to your followers too. TYVM! docs.google.com/spreadsheet/…
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@FakeSTcom Or "JJ Lin was Rolling in the Deep before Adele ever did"
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Christian Bale! Nolan! Hathaway! Hardy! Caine! Gordon-Levitt! Oldman! Freeman! What would you like us to ask the #DarkKnight cast and crew?
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Maybe they were really scared of vampires: 5 people in Austria suspected of stealing 9,500kg of garlic bit.ly/MWFZk2
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Apple expected to show off new iPhone software, updated Mac computers and give details on future Mac software. bit.ly/LN5WTU
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DPM Teo: I think residents of Hougang are special. I don't think they're representative of voters in S'pore as a whole #hougangbyelection
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Broadsheet Straits Times launches redesign with tabloid-type page1 splash on cab driver who saw d Ferrari crash. oh irony @STcom @FakeSTcom
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@atticusfoo @fakestcom Please note that this tweet is not true and FAKESTCOM is in violation of a false statement using another user's name.
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@fakestcom You are in violation of using another user's name without permission, in your tweet. Please delete the tweet immediately.
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SAF Open Mobilisation: Following codewords are being activated: CROSS COUNTRY, BARRIER REEF, LANDING DECK, HEAT STROKE bit.ly/yv1xKj
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@FakeSTcom rumor has it the next version of the army uniform has retina display. So less pixelation and more vivid colors
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It's 40 Frankel Avenue! No, it's 24 Emerald Hill! RT @STcom: Parliament opens with MPs debating President's Address bit.ly/mXzYE2
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I guess he didn't see it coming. RT @FakeSTcom Malaysian man reports invisible man raping his wife straitstimes.com/BreakingNew…

















