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“Hoops” McCann

@FunFella13

armchair phrenologist

 Baghdad-by-the-Bay
Joined September 2014
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 27
You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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The Mollusk@ItsWanderingEyeOct 26
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 13
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@nypostOct 13
Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMeOct 6
My letterboxd got taken down because I called 400 movies in a row "a rip roaring good time" with no further comment
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBassAug 21
Cold Beer Friday
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Jul 18
Agamemnon-maxxing by making my boys leave their wife and kids at home to go on a quest and drink with me
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Forrest Cardamenis@FCardamenisMay 29
Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIEMay 21
*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!
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Matthew Anderson@Matthew74593625May 8
Replying to @StatisticUrban
You can call dogs your "fur babies" but you can't call you children "skin dogs"
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Harry
@lexaprotoolsMay 5
data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump5 May 2016
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/pos…
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hope hopes hoping
@hopes_revengeApr 25
Im doing FIRE so i can retire at 31 and go on my phone until i die
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Rob Freund
@RobertFreundLawApr 2
You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.
OpenAI (@OpenAI) profile pictureOpenAI
@OpenAIApr 2
ChatGPT is now available in CarPlay. The voice mode you know, now available on-the-go. Rolling out to iPhone users running iOS 26.4+ where CarPlay is supported.
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ふとしSLIM@FUTOCHIMPOMar 26
佐世保の飲食店では楽しそうに食事をする米軍兵士をよく見かける。ある日焼肉店で見かけたグループは、ベーコンを見て異様なテンションに達していた。
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JT
@jiraticketsMar 10
Someone made geoguessr but instead of guessing the location you guess how the county voted in the 2024 election
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Kylie Robison
@kyliebytesFeb 28
💥💥🔥 OOPSIE 🇺🇸💣💣!!! Looks like the US 👊👊 just CUMmenced a 🔥🔥 war with Iran 🍆🍆💦💦 time to STROKE 🤚🤚 the flames 🔥🔥 of conflict 💀🔪! Those 😈😈 CUMbatants 🪖🎖️are about to get SHOCKED ⚡⚡ by the American DICKtatorship 🍆💦 in an all-out ASSault 💢🍑💢! Strap on your ⚔️💥 gear, we’re going into BANG BANG 💣💣 territory, where every missile 🚀🍆 is going to land like a 💦💦 SPRAY of cum 🌊🌊 on their poppers 😏😏! Get ready for some BACK AND FORTH 🎯💋 exchange, if ya know what I mean 😉😉! Let’s see who can go the distance 🌍💪 in this HARDCORE CUMbatt! 🍑🔥💦💦💦 Slide into those trenches 🌍🏴‍☠️ and get STEAMED up for some REAL combat 💥💥, because this ASS-kicking is gonna get FREAKY! 🍆🍑😈🔥💣💦
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Arsenal
@ArsenalFeb 16
Celebrating 13 years of Gay Gooners ❤️ Learn how the UK's first LGBTQ+ supporters group came to be in Arsenal Explained 📺

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Feb 11
Is "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" the most Troy McClure sounding movie to be nominated for an Oscar?
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He might be the "bad boy" of entertainment, but Sean Combs will forever be a New York City kid who made good. He's given so much back to his roots, and every move he makes is proof that hustle pays off. Enjoy your key to the city, @Diddy!
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Pitbull
@pitbull25 Nov 2010
If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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