Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
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Anyone out there looking for a bargain on luxury jewelry? I have a gift certificate for $2K to Tacori, but I don't really have a need for ornamentation.
Anyone wanna take it off my hands at a deep discount? Get at me.
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How many watchlists is this guy on based on his face alone, my God.
#MichiganSenate
Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
This fucking sucks.
BREAKING🇺🇸Mayor Karen Bass has erased Nithya Raman’s 11-point lead, with both candidates now tied at 40% just SIX DAYS before the mayoral election. A new UC Berkeley IGS/Los Angeles Times poll shows 19% of likely voters remain undecided.
Bass appears to be gaining ground among former Spencer Pratt voters. How does @spencerpratt feel about his supporters shifting their support to Karen Bass? 👀
Tell him to stop fucking texting me.
.@jamestalarico: In the final days of this election, they are coming at us with everything they've got. Those billionaire mega donors, those super PACs are spending more than $200M to try to stop us. That is the most of any Senate race in American history. They are terrified. This is a people power campaign, and on November 3rd, we are gonna do something extraordinary. We're gonna shock the nation when we beat the billionaires and take back Texas.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
What works about the these scenes is that theyre the characters breaking points after hours of buildup and tension that the audience witnesses, so when people isolate them from their original contexts and stitch them together it seems like mindless screaming when its not!!!
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Wow next these people will discover the "conspiracy" behind how stars on the Walk of Fame are "awarded". THE DEEP. STATE CAN RUN BUT IT CAN'T HIDE FROM THE SLEUTHS
When your friend is so suspicious about this year’s Sexiest Man Alive that they start digging and uncover an entire conspiracy:
(Honestly @people should be ashamed and just award this “title” fairly because clearly everyone hates what they’re currently doing)
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Laugh all you want but Cheesecake Factories helped this country win WW2. In the 1940s, 23% of the adult population worked in these factories, and the US produced 300 to 400 million tons of Cheesecake per year. We used to build things.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist.
Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
I didn't *assume* that Dan was actually this fucking stupid, but in no ways whatsoever am I surprised.
Also why is McAfee piglet pink??
There are a lot of mentally ill people in this world, but none of them sadder or more owned than the people who've based their entire personalities around deifying Apple products.
Stop it. Get some help.
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
If James Talarico is elected, your white son, John, will go to school one day and come back your black daughter, LaToya.
This is the frightening reality facing millions of Texan parents.
