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Klingon Galaxy
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Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
“It was very romantic– your father opened the dating app and swiped me off my feet!”
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
Lower expectations by walking in a room and letting everyone know you just blew up the bathroom
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
Twitter is weird because it allows you to read all day and still get dumber
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
The human condition is basically just muttering "what the fuck" until you die.
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
30-50 Feral Hogs running into my yard
Utility $150
someone who is a rural american please help me budget this. my small kids are playing
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
What idiot called it ripping minerals from the ground w/mechanical penetration and not "giving Mother Earth multiple ore chasms"
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
[he picks me up on 1st date]
Him: What do you have there?
Me: [struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down] Ham.
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
My son has reached an age where he’s becoming curious about the human body, so I think I’m gonna have to drag it out of the crawlspace and bury it behind the shed. – at Milwaukee, WI
Jerbot™ Dingleberry retweeted
me: what are you doing
lawyer: [opening briefcase full of ham sandwiches] judges are more sympathetic to your situation after they eat
prosecutor: [opens briefcase full of meatball subs]
lawyer: aw dude you’re going to jail
