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The Governor

@Gov_Megatron

Only here for my frens in the 🦖 squad, my Christian bros, Aqua, Misty, Fern, Nessa, and Sonico, stupid memes, and my Pump it Up progress. Guess that's enough 😎

 Dallas, TX
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Joined June 2016
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Don't know if I ever posted this one. – at Lewisville, TX
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BREAKING: As the Gungan population grows on Naboo, racist members of the Galactic Republic have taken notice to an increase in "student driver" placards on their speeders. Many are complaining that unless it's a Republic soldier in training, these placards should only be used by younglings.
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"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of economics, but by our skills with memes." – at Lewisville, TX
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Logan Hall
@loganclarkhallOct 31
“I am a GOP governor on a diplomatic mission to India!” “You are part of the H1B cheap labor scam alliance and a traitor. Take her away.”
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If you don't know when a woman is covertly advertising herself while feigning innocence, then you are lost. – at Grapevine, TX
F.B.A Daymo (@ComfortDam46443) profile pictureF.B.A Daymo@ComfortDam46443Oct 31
Y'all remember when white women used to make fun of black women who had ass & they would get offended if anyone told them their ass looked big? Now look at'em
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Cool, can we see it? – at Lewisville, TX
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
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Inde Navarrette makes a jab at Shane Gillis during her SNL monologue: “I know it’s really important for Marvel that you get really fit, so I’ve been working out a lot, so every morning I put on my little whore outfit and I hit the gym.”
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“What if I told you that Costco used to be an enjoyable experience? No babbling in a thousand languages, barefoot brown people fighting over samples. Our beloved Costco membership is in the hands of madmen”
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A woman will be as "Christian" or "conservative" as the man they want to be with.
Brian Atlas (@BrianAtlas) profile pictureBrian Atlas
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Isa Casahuga APOLOGY VIDEO. She now claims to be a Christian?
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Masculine Geek
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This will never cease to amaze me.
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Whose pizzas are those? Can't be his, the bottom one has pepperoni. The dude is a vegetarian. – at Lewisville, TX
Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamyOct 30
We got your back Walt. 💪🏽
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They became the Saar Scouts. – at Lewisville, TX
Mrs B (@attackdogX) profile pictureMrs B
@attackdogXOct 30
A Frisco, Texas city council meeting had the Boy Scouts open up the ceremony. Zoom in on the pic. All 13 Boy Scouts are Indian. Not a single White boy or any other race. This isn’t diversity, this is replacement.
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“Is it possible to crush the Libs?” “Not as a Conservative.”
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpatOct 30
"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"
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The next gas chamber will be shaped like a Costco. Will not explain.
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Suddenly, all the Dragonball Evolution PTSD just came back as if it was yesterday – at Lewisville, TX
Havoc Crave (@HavocCrave) profile pictureHavoc Crave
@HavocCraveOct 30
The Russo Brothers are reportedly in secret talks to direct a live-action ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ cinematic universe for Paramount.
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Tiffany is a "would," and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) profile pictureAngela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcaminoOct 30
I went nose to nose with Tiffany Gomas. The picture is real. What I saw was real. @Tiffany_Gomas
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So these pranksters can get worldwide fame for being retards online, but your relatable average Joe trying to make it can't be given more love than these idiots pranking him? Great priorities. – at Lewisville, TX
SCOUTWITHBRYAN (@ScoutWithBryan) profile pictureSCOUTWITHBRYAN
@ScoutWithBryanOct 30
Am I alone in thinking it’s obscene this guy is getting worldwide acclaim & has had life-changing $ raised for this reaction? The prank is annoying. The frustration is fair. The reaction is totally disproportionate nearly having a mental breakdown over a kid trying a dumb prank. Neither party looks good in this. Am I wrong?
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Thanks, @redbaronpizza 👑 – at Lewisville, TX
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ANOTHER AI rage bait account – at Lewisville, TX
JM US (@JMUSPatriot) profile pictureJM US
@JMUSPatriotOct 30
And this is how democrats will get their first senator in Texas in 38 years. All you have to do is not be racist against a group of people who pay the most taxes, commit the least crime and mind their own business. All 2% Indian Americans in Texas will vote for this guy, who doesn't hate them for just existing. In a system where candidates win by a mere 1-2% margin, a 2% vote makes a huge difference. Hispanics are already moving towards voting for democrats, and they make up 40% of Texas population. If this trend continues, say good-bye to your gun laws. Apparently being a racist dick head is more important than winning elections - you brought this upon yourselves, Republicans. Indians and Hispanics were increasingly voting for Republicans, the trends were shifting, however MAGAtards and loser groypers reversed all gains within a few months.
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