Official spokesbot of Fazbear Entertainment. Get your pizza for an extra $15 dollars on your birthday! Only at Freddy's! (PARODY by @goofsome )
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Joined November 2019
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As a horror game fan, I would like to say both in and out of character that Behaviour Entertainment is doing the right thing by not including closed cultures in Dead By Daylight. People are acting like the stance on the creatures is new, but I remember Until Dawn facing backlash.
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Please, ignore the mold in the "Food Service" category of minigames. We keep our food in tip-top shape, and we would never let any harm come to our Guests. We apply the same philosophy to food, as we do our many animatronic entertainers.
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It's my creation date. Happy birthday to me, I suppose. Although I would argue that I was never necessarily born, but I think I should give myself the 15 Dollar Pizza Deal* anyway! You can do the same when you come to Freddy's on your birthday. Bon appetit!
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Happy Halloween, Faz-Fans. For every week of October we're going to have a different special to mirror our delivery service. This week's? Jack-O Pizza! Slices of pumpkin, pumpkin seeds, and flame cooked to perfection (and a little over). Just like a Jack-O lantern's inside.
Security has not been breached, everything is safe. We can all go home including Gregory. He isn't trapped at all, you're trapped! I'll sue you if you damage anything after hours. Not Fazbear Entertainment, me. I'm a good lawyer.
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I remember the first time I got a virus. Chromium was blocking my vision a little so I couldn't see the screwdriver coming at my face to get at the factory reset button. First time I knew what it was like to feel 'sick'.
Please, do not mind Mr. Afton. His cooking tutorial for his so-called 'remnant' is nothing more than a fantasy. There is no such thing that could possibly keep a robot alive for more than 30 seconds. Even then, that 30 seconds is that one failed AI test from 10 years ago.
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I'm going to take a moment out of character to thank one of my inspirations for this account. Aaron Webber and the Sonic account is one of the main things I take inspiration from in my stupid brand account tweets. Thanks for being the Sonic account we all need! Good luck!
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FazNet was a transformative experience. I learned many things about how to make and sell pizza efficiently, how to properly dispose of an audio animatronic (along with whatever might be within) and how people feel about Toy Chica. Hope people aren't misusing the delivery service.
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I often wonder if I have a GPS in me. Does Google know where I am? Does Facebook know where I am? Do I know where I am? No. No, I don't. All I know is that I'm in Freddy's, so I suppose I don't have a GPS.
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To celebrate pride month, we're using food coloring to dye every one of our ingredients a different color of the rainbow. If you get every color on your pizza, we give you one extra faz-coin. Best get hunting!
To celebrate Pac-Man's 40th anniversary, we're holding a special event! Come on down to Freddy's and grab our Power Pellet Special. Microwaved pizza bagels directly from inside Glamrock Freddy's heated chest cavity. They still smell like radiation, just like mama Pac used to make
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You may remember the unfortunate fire that nearly took Freddy Fazbear's down. Well, to commemorate that, we're increasing the price of our freshly 'toasted' pizza by $10. We would like to apologize for this inconvenience, but it's not nice to lie!
Wow... how about those leaks, huh? We may need to speak with our merch providers. Have a long talk near a dumpster. Behind a pizzeria.