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Tyler Vendetti

@HeyThereFuture

I have a lot of funny tweets. None of them are on here. | Author @whalenbooks | Former @NBC Page | Bylines all over the place

 Near the coffee, probably
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Joined June 2011
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@HeyThereFuture Got a copy of _Ugly English Words_ and was gonna give it as a gift, but now I can’t. I love it too much. Damn you for ruining Christmas.
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Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin118 Sep 2020
Just days before her death, as her strength waned, Ginsburg dictated this statement to her granddaughter Clara Spera: "My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed." npr.org/2020/09/18/100306972…

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Champion Of Gender Equality, Dies At 87

Ginsburg, the second woman to serve on the Supreme Court, died from complications from cancer. Her death will set in motion what promises to be a tumultuous political battle over who will succeed her.

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“When voters were asked whom they’d pick if the primaries were held today, Mr. Biden came out ahead. When asked whom they would make president with the wave of a magic wand, without the candidate needing to win an election, voters went with Ms. Warren.” nytimes.com/2020/03/04/opini…

Opinion | Elizabeth Warren Had a Good Run. Maybe Next Time, Ladies. (Published 2020)

So much for the most diverse presidential field in history.

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@Variety15 Oct 2019
Writer and #PayUpHollywood creator @LizAlps says bosses are "proud of the war stories they have when they were a starving assistant sharing a one bedroom with three other people... to me that’s such privileged bulls–t" bit.ly/35zqFL2
Entertainment Biz Comes Under Fire for Assistants’ Low Wages, Working Conditions

Entertainment Biz Comes Under Fire for Assistants’ Low Wages, Working Conditions

The entertainment industry's labor practices when it comes to those workers have now become the subject of intense social-media scrutiny.

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@Keah_Maria’s “The Pretty One” (for the second time) @maria_delrusso “Simple Acts of Love” @HeyThereFuture “The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words”
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Jeez. @CeciliaVega tells Trump she isn't shocked he called on her. Trump says "I know you weren't thinking, you never do."
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@billyeichner27 Feb 2017
IF ANYONE FROM THE IN MEMORIUM IS STILL ALIVE PLEASE LET US KNOW
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@nbcsnl13 Nov 2016
Tonight's cold open with Kate McKinnon. #ChappelleOnSNL
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“We are stronger together and will go forward together. And you should never, ever regret fighting for that.” —Hillary
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch9 Nov 2016
The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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every single day i send my mom a very strange text and every day she responds with something absurdly optimistic and kind
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Our West Coast Pages came together last night to celebrate the graduation of our June and September cohorts! ⭐️ #pageatnbcu #lifeatnbcu – at Los Angeles, CA
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2016 HALLOWEEN MAZES: This Restaurant Is Taking a Long Time to Bring the Salad Price of Uber Just Surged Lost Hamilton Lottery Again
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village fetish@botandy21 May 2016
me: Gary, plse hand me the vial of ultra contagious lethal virus with no known cure Gary, who up until now has never dropped anything: ok
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Ari Scott@ariscott19 Aug 2016
20s: Gonna follow my dreams WITH NO BACKUP PLAN!!!! 30s: Hmm should I learn other skills? Not yet 40s: I have made a mess of my life
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West Coast Pages are giving back to the community! #ComcastCaresDay #PageatNBCU #lifeatNBCU
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Yayy!!! @hellogiggles won a Webby! instagram.com/p/BErnUOekaTa/
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Almond Press@AlmondPress16 Apr 2016
'Is this funny'? The writer vs. The reader #amwriting #writenow #humorforwriters
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HelloGiggles@hellogiggles13 Apr 2016
Slang words you can now officially use to win Scrabble trib.al/Ragy0bL #NationalScrabbleDay
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HelloGiggles@hellogiggles19 Mar 2016
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@HeyThereFuture #FRIENDSHIPGOALS forever!!! 👯😍 #SistersHouseParty
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