Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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In 9th grade I got suspended for convincing a kid with Down syndrome to walk up to the elderly White Home Ec teacher and call her a bitch nigga.
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This happened to me except it was cum on my sheets that my mom found while I was at school. It was my cum tho I did that shit.
When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
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A girl asked me if I was gay at the bar the other day. I replied with a smirk: “Only one way to find out darlin’… ” So now I’m struggling to pick an outfit for my date with her cute friend Craig tomorrow night.
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Found out the cute barista’s shift ends at 9 and showed up with flowers to surprise her. After her eyes did a thing I’d only ever seen on deer, I watched as she backed across the parking lot with keys clenched between the knuckles of her shaking fist. Ball is in her court now.
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This is/was literally a tranny before he killed himself. It’s truly fascinating the state of mental denialism trannies are in to actually have these thoughts in your brain.
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Yesterday I was gettin’ my salad tossed in in an Arby’s parking lot by the emfoidee on shift when suddenly she stops and exclaims, “I never knew some dudes have bussy flaps.. I like it!” and then she kept going, moaning even harder.. I didn’t have the heart to tell her it hurt a lot when she nipped my hemorrhoids with her teeth. So now I’ll be sitting on a donut pillow for the next week.
This happened to me except it was cum on my sheets that my mom found while I was at school. It was my cum tho I did that shit.
When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Taken into custody by the Navy Seals because a third fish showed up within 500 feet of the pair I was following on my dive
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Calling upon every molecule of test in my body I manage to hand J'quamelius a bar of soap and ask if he kisses my wife with that mouth after catching him swearing at 2K
