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Everybody posting the Dave Chapelle shit out of context needs to be buried Every time Dave has an offensive premise, the punchline turns the entire joke around Nobody will post the fucking punchline
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If walking costs $0 and a self driving car costs $50,000 there is no point in niggers or foreigners living in America
If a car can drive itself and is ~7× safer than a human driver, there's literally no point in humans driving car
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There have been absolutely ZERO (0) breakthroughs in morality, ethics, legality, or improving the human condition (I fucking hate leftists)
LLMs have achieved major breakthroughs in mathematics, but none in philosophy; much to think about!
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I'm once again inviting reversal of the 1919 Dodge vs Ford lawsuit
There is no reason for it
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Didn't even pipe up for his DumbAssy holiday or whatever Double betrayer At least the tiny hats double down for tiny hat "holidays"
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"I don't know how someone can call The Father, or, The Son, male" Almighty you're getting deported, or worse
I'm amazed at the # of Christians who believe, since God took on the human form of a biological male, we can conclude that God the Father is eternally male. Also amazed at the anger generated by pointing out this is not historic Christian teaching.
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Charlie Kirk was assassinated after people making fun of himself debates and shitting on Israel Do you think he was killed for jokes or shitting on Israel?
Dave Chappelle isn’t a Leftist, he’s Black. This is one of those glaring realities that Conservatives simply can’t seem to get… Because they refuse. So let me break it down. 👇 “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered… I feel better,” Dave Chappelle said in a way that didn’t explicitly or implicitly suggest he was joking. It was an applause line, not a punchline. He went on to describe driving around, wondering why he was in a good mood, and then remembering Kirk’s death. Audience members could be heard laughing, cheering, and applauding in the footage. Meanwhile, Americans should learn from this and soak in some life lessons. Many conservatives are talking about the Leftists’ proclivity for violence. That seems to be the most looming response on social media: Leftists are violent, and they are dangerous. But they’ve lost the plot. This wasn’t “Leftist comedian attacks conservative martyr.” It’s “Black comedian attacks White martyr”, and people who refuse to see that aren’t paying attention. It wasn’t Leftism that provoked Chappelle to laugh at a dead White leader. He’s been exiled from that segment of the Left for not bending to their demands on homosexuality, transgenderism, or the wackier elements of the Left that have taken over American progressives. Chappelle is significantly more “conservative” than, say, a White female gender studies student at your local university. Dave doesn’t engage in Leftist virtue signaling, doesn’t hop on every culturally progressive fad, and doesn’t countenance unbridled faggotry on parade, at least, not without mocking it. Chappelle would never be invited to entertain a group of America’s furthest-Left progressives. Sociologically, there’s another reason for his views… Dave is Black. Pew Research Center recently found that 74 percent of Black adults considered their race extremely or very important to their identity, compared with 15 percent of White adults. That is nearly a fivefold difference between the two groups in how important race is to their worldview. That affects how they view the world, and the violence they do or do not applaud. When it came to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, Dave Chappelle was put into a good mood, no matter the type of loving and graceful man he was. But when it came to George Floyd, Chappelle said, “I don’t care what this nigger did.” And there, you have the Black worldview. George Floyd was a violent career criminal who died from a Fentanyl overdose. Dave Chappelle treated him as a martyr, despite the fact that he died, as criminals often do, of a drug overdose in police custody after having committed a crime. Meanwhile, Charlie Kirk was a thought-leader, advocated non-violence, was never prosecuted for a crime, and, by all accounts, loved the world and the people in it, regardless of their ethnicity. He eschewed racism, condemned hate, and the most controversial stance he ever took was his opposition to infanticide and childhood sexual mutilation. He was, unlike Floyd, assassinated as a literal martyr for his beliefs. And that… makes Dave Chappelle happy. As usual, the conservative pundits on the right have it all wrong. This incident with Chappelle isn’t Leftism, at least not primarily. It’s the product of Black rage and a Black propensity toward violence. It’s the product of racial tribalism, in which one race has been designated the perpetual enemy, and their lives just don’t matter. And yet… White Lives Matter
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....The book of Enoch....???
There's an ancient Greek play about travelling to other planets and meeting aliens. That's clearly the first sci-fi.
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"This is a NIMBY" Charlie Brown originally had 0 blacks, until a Jewish woman encouraged Blacks to bully him into introducing a nigger into the Peanuts gang Look into the root cause of NIMBY
The NIMBY knows no bounds. There should be absolutely zero public input on things of this matter.
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>retard that lumps in 3rd worlders and street shitters into "the data" "You're just poor White trash lol" The punishment you deserve is beyond what "the data" suggests
The dirty secret is that in large part, living with your parents causes you to be poor, not the other way around
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Sorry, ZOG said no You have to let all of the minorities infinitely engage in usury and default. Forever. Also you have to pay for it
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate Democrats prepare to impose 10% cap on credit card interest rates.
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California will let anyone sell poisoned food to the masses, causing a new previously extinct Measels, Polio, and Smallpox epidemic, and 100 other previously extinct 3rd world diseases, then blame the "unvaccinated" just to own the chuds, but charge $1,000,000 for a house
A man selling pizzas from his San Diego apartment now has a waitlist with thousands of people AJ Miller makes just 15 pizzas a week, and they sell out in 30 seconds
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74% of Americans wish this was true
Randy Fine compares JD Vance to a Nazi for blaming the Iran War for the GOP’s midterms loss. Follow: @AFpost
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America becoming Giga Rhodesia because Elon only says he cares
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And then I kicked Erika Kirk right in the pussy
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Here's the joke
Where is the joke? Every comedian falls off, especially as they get wealthier & more comfortable. Chappelle’s last special was unwatchable. He’s just not very funny anymore. But this is like 4Chan edgelord slop. Not even trying to be funny. I don’t care when a comic puts out offensive material. It’s the comedian’s job to be edgy. And I believe you can joke about anything. But where’s the joke? This isn’t funny. It’s not even trying to be funny. And if you’re mocking somebody’s death, but you’re not even trying to be funny… Then you’re just an asshole.
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Life hack: Make your wife say Drewski is funny You're then legally allowed to do blackface and say nigger in public
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Easy Our country would just need to ban niggers, foreigners, and food stamps
I think a good test to see if your country values growth would be to find out what this person would need to do in terms of permits, certifications, taxes, and equipment to be able to sell a pizza like this.
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All I have to say is rape recipie
Instead of stuffing their faces, can someone hand all the liberal women a book on what Iran looked like for women in 1970 and how it looks now for women and how this trend isn’t cute or funny.
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Reverse engineering Seinfeld jokes
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