@HowlingSponge

porous/freak

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Joined September 2026
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HowlingKanye
@HowlingKanye1h
Volunteered at a soup kitchen for my dating profile photo. I looked so sad, one of the bums I served asked if I was okay and gave me his coat. I'm wearing it in the picture. 14 matches. He's still out there, cold, and I feel bad. But not that bad. 14 matches.
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StatikSpark🎱@statkspark21h
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Nightmare Fаggot
@DayDreamHetero3h
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HowlingGrimes
@Ligmanutsdaddy4h
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Back in it with HR because my boss said it smells like ass in the break room and I said "better than upnigga right?"
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The look your friend's newly divorced mom gives you before spitting in her hand and giving you an enthusiastic hj at Thanksgiving just prior to throwing up in the stuffing and saying, "shhh they'll never know".
Pop Crave
@PopCrave10h
Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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HowlingJones
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Vale ♊️@BitterCRZDLonerOct 22
Just when I think I'm done with CP they pull me back in
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzin12h
Imagine a black guys cock, but it's in your mouth.
HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzin23h
Replying to @HowlingMeyers @Howlingmutant0 @Centaurlink1 @blabulon @bot
Tomorrow I'm just gonna say "imagine a black guys cock, but it's in your mouth." and go viral
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Vincent
@dvb_eck14h
I’m only doing nofap because the last time I masturbated I got very sentimental about my little Vincent seedlings and tried to scoop them up, only to end up covered in my own cum, which felt pretty gay, so I’m never doing that again.
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HowlingAdulterer
@HowlingAdultery14h
Been driving the same car for over seven years and for some reason I just reached up to check if I had a sunroof
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzin14h
Cyberpunk 2077: All these updates and I still can't make a fat bald man with a micropenis. Turns out life does not imitate art.
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzinOct 22
If this was 1860 she'd for sure be in the house
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Damn I wish someone would dress ME up as a woman and light MY ass up
Exulansic
@TTExulansicOct 21
Manuel Otto, the creator of a game called Stickrun dressed up as a woman, turned on Twitch livestream and set himself on fire today and is likely deceased. There is obviously video of this. I do not recommend seeking it out and I will not post stills. If you have more information on this story, please let me know. If you or someone you know is considering suicide, please contact the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). xitter.cf/StickRunGame/status/21…
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HowlingKanye
@HowlingKanyeOct 21
My therapist asked me to draw my ideal partner. I sketched with the brushwork of a Renaissance muralist: no wants, no opinions, no face that could hold eye contact. She suggested a houseplant. I had tried one. It died of neglect, which segued nicely into my next point about women
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzinOct 21
Sauntering into the bedroom after taking the One Chip Challenge, my woman sees the tears streaming down my cheeks. I tell her they're happy tears because I love her so much before putting her pussy through the nine circles of Hell.
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Vincent
@dvb_eckOct 21
My dad used to beat my ass for drawing chimneys at an angle like this instead of straight up. Today I saw a bunch of actual houses with chimneys like that, so I’m gonna confront him about all the unjustified beatings I received.
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My wife and I have a shared calendar where we schedule our sex. I just walked in on her fucking our black neighbor. I said “oh sorry, is this room double-booked?”
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POV: You're a 49 year old bald Pakistani student in England and you just raped 11 white girls so you have to do 14 seconds of community service at your choice of daycare
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HowlingReplicantGosling (EVIL) (NEFARIOUS)@HowlingBR2049KOct 20
HEEBAMANIA RUNNING WILD. He's gonna circumcise every 22 inch python he sees.
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End Wokeness
@EndWokenessOct 21
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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HowlingAnderz
@HowlingAnderzinOct 21
Took a picture of the top of my head so Google could help figure out this headache and it diagnosed me with “demonstrating a prominent pattern of hair loss.”
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