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I DECIDED TO USE ANOINTING OIL TODAY WHILE MASTURBATING! 😂🙏
Since people claim that masturbation causes setbacks and poverty, I decided to take spiritual precautions by applying the holy anointing oil blessed by my spiritual father.
I am breaking every chain of setback, poverty and financial stagnation, even in the bedroom! 😂🔥
Thank you, Lord! 🙏
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Estêvão should also be in the starting lineup against Sunderland.
Sunderland will likely sit deep and defend in a low block, and Estêvão’s ability to take on defenders, create chances and operate in tight spaces could be crucial in breaking them down.
A similar lineup to the one that faced Manchester United last week wouldn't be a bad idea, with Pedro Neto leading the attack as a Centre Forward.
We need creativity, pace and players who can make things happen in the final third
Henderson should partner Romeo Lavia in midfield today if Caicedo is unavailable today.
I'd like to see Barco introduced in the second half, perhaps around the 60th minute, especially if we're already in a comfortable position.
I don't want Alonso panicking or overcomplicating the lineup. We should have enough quality to beat Sunderland without Caicedo. These are exactly the kind of games where your top players should be able to get some rest.
We need to show that this team can win comfortably without depending on one player.
What do you think? 🤔💙
#CFC
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Arsenal fans, be honest. Does watching Morgan Rogers thrive at Chelsea make you regret missing out on him?
5 goals, 4 assists in 11 appearances. That's serious output.
His ability to carry the ball, create chances, beat defenders and decide games is exactly what top teams need.
Chelsea got themselves a special player. Did Arsenal make a mistake letting this one slip?
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This is a must win game for Hansi Flick tonight or I’m losing my trust in him.. you can’t be beating small teams mercilessly and when it’s time to face a strong side you forget how to coach. Even a draw is not acceptable in this game.
Losing this game would mean we will be third on the League table throwing away a six points lead in only one month. We had the chance to extend that lead to 9 points against Real Madrid but he lost the game and that is why we are in a tight spot right now. I’m looking forward to how this game play out tonight but Flick have to make a statement in this game.
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‼️ IT'S MATCHDAY 💙
Sunderland 🆚 Chelsea
🕒 03: 00 PM
What that's one thing that is surely happening in this game?
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Only you Proper Benfica.
Proper Chels.
Proper City.
Proper everything but never a proper central midfielder.
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🚨👀 HAALAND IS NOT HAPPY WITH ENZO FERNÁNDEZ!
Erling Haaland appeared furious with his Manchester City teammate during their 3-1 defeat to Nottingham Forest. The body language suggested frustration as City's struggles continued.
Things are not looking good at the Etihad. Is the pressure already getting to the players? 😭
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Xabi Alonso on Romeo Lavia:
"Romeo is the brain for the team. When the midfield works, the team works better."
Lavia was excellent vs Liverpool AND Man United. Completed 90 mins in BOTH.
Finally fit. Finally consistent. Finally the player Chelsea paid for.
The Lavia era is here. 🔵 #CFC
Xabi Alonso on Romeo Lavia:
"Romeo is the brain for the team. When the midfield works, the team works better."
Lavia was excellent vs Liverpool AND Man United. Completed 90 mins in BOTH.
Finally fit. Finally consistent. Finally the player Chelsea paid for.
The Lavia era is here. 🔵 #CFC
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Manchester City lost.
Real Madrid won.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! ☺️
Tomorrow, Chelsea needs to complete the happiness with a big win, while Aston Villa does us a favour by beating Manchester United. 😂
Football, please don’t disappoint me! 💙
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Look down and behold an acclaimed big club. 😂
7 points after 9 games.
18th on the table.
Sitting in the relegation zone.
Manchester United, what exactly is going on?
I genuinely feel for their fans right now.
