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J Mathew

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Joined July 2019
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Earned this Miller Lite
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Successful day for the boys, but I’ll never cut weight again. Holy smokes.
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My guy dominated all the way to the finals and took 2nd. All heart.
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After spending 90 minutes to travel 20 miles, I might not be against kill switches in vehicles. 90% of people driving shouldn’t be driving.
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Officially in ketosis and I’m happy to report that my chronic nasal congestion has resolved. I’d also report that improved nasal congestion is not worth the feeling of ketosis 😭
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If you put your phone down and go touch grass, life is still pretty damn good. I highly recommend it.
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Paid only $3.59 for gas this morning if anybody needs to borrow some money.
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4 lbs to go before weigh in tomorrow. Not a happy person to be around 😭
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It’s insane to me that people drive so recklessly. Then they will talk shit to a complete stranger. Unaware of what that person does for a living, if they’re armed, etc. Darwin’s theory on repeat.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that real estate prices are going back to COVID prices in Florida in the next year.
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5:30 rolls ☕️ ⏰
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This is 39. Sore. Joints hurt. Competition in 5 days. Clock punched.
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The Cowboys defense is absolute dog shit
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265 lb B-team black belt is nasty behavior. Can’t frame. Can’t create space. Can’t move. Just accept it.
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Daylight Savings = my 5 year old waking up at 5:30 and non-stop talking. Lord, help me.
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Rocco (and me) are competition ready
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Get Notre Dame out of the CFB rankings immediately
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Whole roast chicken with mushroom risotto for dinner. If Rocco objects, I’m dropping him off to an orphanage.
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
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Just spend 30 minutes explaining to a patient why he cannot have an ERCP this afternoon. “Well then why am I here?” “They don’t have emergency slots?” “I don’t want to go to the ER.” I might start looking for one of the Buc-ee’s management jobs.
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