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Joined July 2019
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If you put your phone down and go touch grass, life is still pretty damn good. I highly recommend it.
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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what the hell is happening
🤖 Made with AI
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Bullshit everyday in this evil house
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"You're the first girl i brought here" The pumpkin patch employee:
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Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow
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Browns fans once Deshaun Watson starts looking like a QB
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You ain’t fooling me Druski
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DB’s for the last 15 yards of a pick 6
what is going on with Katy Perry?😭
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BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill
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It’s 49 days until my solo show at River oaks arts center in Alexandria la. I wanted to show you a piece I’m entering into the Van Gogh Gala Silent Auction. “Magazine Street” 20” x 20” acrylic on canvas. I hope to see you at the show. Btw remember I’m having a clearance sale in my studio. Come by and buy something!
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I ain’t buying no food for Martin Lawrence
Woman is upset she has to pay for her own Chipotle after getting dressed up because she believes random men should be paying for her food.
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Three-day weekend
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Forgot for a minute that most people on this app aren’t intelligent/curious enough to have a discussion outside of their self-assigned echo chamber. My bad.
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Me: I hope this Clancy trial doesn’t end with a hung jury The jury:
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Did you check if your dog made the order in your name?
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una brecha de edad de 15 años esta medio rara al menos de que seamos yo y Anne Hathaway pq en ese caso si esta bien
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New fantasy football punishment unlocked
Kathy Griffin, 65, reveals new boyfriend on social media: ‘He’s 22’ trib.al/J6zLfBV
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Women are now training to snatch the cover off of you.
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As an executive member please keep the entrance clear
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