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Nexis of the Crisis
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Replying to @wbridgefa
Lake Erie caving in. Coincidence?
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Perfect analogy for every half baked leftist push.
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Is there any other way? 💁‍♂️
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Replying to @sofonias_amare
Don’t tweet and Uber. It’s distracted driving
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What in the world?
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ACTUAL JACKET™️ retweeted
The SNL sketch where the entire earthquake coverage is derailed because every single person trapped in the collapsed Social Security building was there to legally change their name. Donald McRonald trying to become a Johnson, Mark Peanus, Holden Tudiks (who went alone because he thought his parents would be mad), A. Hitler “hailed as a hero,” Dr. Donna Diddadog, Julia N who insists her last name is pronounced like “cigar,” and the anchor is just Carol Kumdungeon the whole time. The absolute best part is Kate McKinnon’s anchor getting called out for every single earthquake pun and just calmly going “Yes.” No defense, no apology, pure shamelessness. And Pete Davidson as the firefighter completely loses it in the background at Holden Tudiks like he wasn’t even supposed to be in the sketch. This is the kind of stupid that only works because everyone committed so hard to playing it completely straight.
april ludgate describing government work: “doing the bare minimum is doing your part.” somewhere, millions of employees just sat up straight and whispered, “finally, a politician who understands me.” 💀 then leslie knope shows up with enough enthusiasm to make an entire department look productive just by entering the building. one woman treats public service like a paid nap. the other would organize a committee to celebrate the nap. honestly, that’s the most realistic government documentary i’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @markthesnark2
I only let Wasp do that, but before she got the butch haircut
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Replying to @HardPass4
If you order take out from @BWWings you are behind every door dasher and uber eats driver….They are off my take out list
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Replying to @eurofounder
Thanks for the idea Matthias. Thanks to you I am teaching my daughter's friend's Mom how to drive my stick.
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Replying to @1Nicdar
Body by Ding Dongs
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Replying to @eurofounder
Selfless act Matthias
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Replying to @notwtfomgbbq
LOL. To be clear, I did not open the door with the pibbles nor did I permit said squatter to get near the handle. It was quite evident they were home.....
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Her name is Tina, but everyone calls her Sandy. Lately she has been kind of Salty.....
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Replying to @IfindRetards
@IfindRetards ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
A 9-3 Michigan coming off 2 consecutive top 10 wins is making it. Thats the advantage of the block M. We pay the bills for all of college football. They networks need us in the tournament
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Replying to @Jax_B_
Also, they are Canadian
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Replying to @Jax_B_
Good news fren! Morton removed all the salt
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