Your head coach and vice-captain who led the team on many occasions were widely revered and had their name sung and went on to engineer moves to direct domestic rivals and make you look silly. Give respect to those who earn it and continue to earn it.

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Blue Army · Aug 30, 2026 · 11:30 AM UTC

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Blue Army@IAmBlueArmyAug 30

Replying to @WeAre_TheShed @CFCParee

Its embarrassing singing their name.

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The 44 ⚽️ · Aug 22, 2026 · 1:17 PM UTC

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The 44 ⚽️

@The_Forty_FourAug 22

DOM BALLARD THAT IS GOAL OF THE SEASON ALREADY🤯🤯🤯 BRISTOL CITY SCORE LATE AT BIRMINGHAM xitter.gq/2efl2clip/status/20911…

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Jake Simmance · Aug 21, 2026 · 10:19 AM UTC

Jake Simmance@JakeSimmanceAug 21

Season predictor 1.Arsenal 2.City 3.Chelsea 4.Liverpool 5.United 6.Spurs 7.Leeds 8.Brentford 9.Everton 10.Villa 11.Brighton 12.Bournemouth 13.Palace 14.Forest 15.Newcastle 16.Sunderland 17.Coventry 18.Fulham 19.Ipswich 20.Hull

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Duncan Wright · Aug 18, 2026 · 12:42 PM UTC

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Duncan Wright@dwright75Aug 18

The explanation stinks of life coach word soup. Chelsea rebrand their academy teams Cobham FC. They’ll be selling branded gear soon, and don’t be surprised if Chelsea FC sign a Cobham player for a fee to get round rules

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFCAug 18

From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

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Jake Simmance · Aug 16, 2026 · 12:12 PM UTC

Jake Simmance@JakeSimmanceAug 16

Why does the fella at M&S self check out act like he’s marshalling air craft I can see the empty tills calm down

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Dom Farrell · Jul 11, 2026 · 8:50 PM UTC

Jake Simmance retweeted

Dom Farrell@DomFarrell1986Jul 11

This is so funny. And, obviously, so absolutely fucking rubbish.

Sam Lee

@SamLeeJul 11

It’s the hat-trick!

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h · Jun 10, 2026 · 10:14 PM UTC

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@htomufcJun 10

Beyond the actual miss, does this not tell you everything you need to know about Tuchel’s winger picks.

Tekkers Foot

@tekkersfootJun 10

NONI MADUEKE, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 xitter.gq/galaxytopywk/status/20…

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Jake Simmance · Jun 9, 2026 · 9:39 AM UTC

Jake Simmance@JakeSimmanceJun 9

4-5-1 with a back line of Wayne Bridge LB Lucas Radebe CB Gareth Southgate CB Olof Melberg RB

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Jake Simmance · May 31, 2026 · 10:37 AM UTC

Jake Simmance@JakeSimmanceMay 31

Genuine class that

Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose

@FFLoseMay 30

Et bien je trouve ça formidable xitter.gq/ahmeddey4u/status/2060…

john06💙🤍 · May 21, 2026 · 9:46 PM UTC

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john06💙🤍@JohnRoutledge11May 21

Am I seeing this right or has Newcastles back up left back. Been picked over Newcastles starting left back. At left back

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTDMay 21

This is the England squad BBC Sport expects to be named 📋 The final place in the 26-man squad is expected to go to Myles Lewis-Skelly, Trent Alexander-Arnold or James Garner.

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Simon Ashby · May 21, 2026 · 10:54 PM UTC

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Simon Ashby@the_mediaman1May 21

Lets be honest. The England XI is Pickford, O'Reilly, Konsa, Guehi, James, Rice, Andersen, Bellingham, Rashford, Saka and Kane. The rest don't really matter.

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