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I work with a bunch of blue collar Gen Z youngins and they do the same shit. We weren’t special. Stop boomer posting.
Jason retweeted
If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
A beautiful little video about crows, particularly those of Portland
youtu.be/2_1sO474hfM?si=7yyO…
My 8th grader just told me "The Jonas Brothers are collaborating with Steal an Egg" and I feel like that's a phrase nobody could have imagined existing
I have had "Dear Davey Lane" to the tune of The Ballad of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang stuck in my head all day
Jason retweeted
I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable.
I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham.
Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Image is AI
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Jason retweeted
I guess it’s Gra-not a theater anymore.
The Granada Theater in East Dallas will close to make way for a bathhouse: buff.ly/nKJe6F4
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Cooler weather is rolling in across North America, so it’s time to trade out those summer fits — with a little help from our (bird) friends.
🍂❄️
Consider this your official “steal the look” roundup, fall edition.
Which look should we do next?
abcbirds.org/birds
Jason retweeted
Making him put a little blindfold on it. A little doll size sleep mask for his smol arm.
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I understand that this is a very serious and important story but I keep laughing at the idea of Dutch spies
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
They had the Cape Fear cell phone hack!
“when Kushner used the phone, they could see his screen. Almost as soon as they got inside, the [Dutch] intelligence service began capturing every image of Kushner’s screen as he used it, filing their own cache of surveillance on their internal computer servers.” vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
Me & the 10y riffing at 10pm about protecting him & his older brother from our grim reaper animatronic come to life:
him: Imagine you came out here & it was standing here
me: I guess I'd be trying to throw hands with the grim reaper
him: It's 2026 bro, why don't you have a gun
