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Jason

@JasonDFW

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKA6h
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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I work with a bunch of blue collar Gen Z youngins and they do the same shit. We weren’t special. Stop boomer posting.
Portia Moemedi (@PortiaMoemedi) profile picturePortia Moemedi
@PortiaMoemediOct 29
She summed it up so nicely
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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Replying to @MikeIsaac
me and my friends would've killed Waddle with hammers, i can tell you that much
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I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
WestCoastCFB (@WestCoastCFB) profile pictureWestCoastCFB
@WestCoastCFBOct 26
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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UD@utahdolphinOct 26
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Today is the only Saturday to vote. If you don’t know if you’ll be able to vote during the week or on election day, PLEASE GO
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The Football Feed (@TheFootballFeed) profile pictureThe Football Feed
@TheFootballFeedOct 23
£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Dan@TheUnDanielOct 23
I guess it’s Gra-not a theater anymore.
KXT 91.7 (@kxtradio) profile pictureKXT 91.7@kxtradioOct 23
The Granada Theater in East Dallas will close to make way for a bathhouse: buff.ly/nKJe6F4
The Granada Theater in East Dallas will close to make way for a bathhouse | KXT 91.7

The Granada Theater in East Dallas will close to make way for a bathhouse  | KXT 91.7

Sierra Ferrell at her sold-out show in Dallas at Granada Theater on March 12, 2023. Photo: Jessica Waffles For the last several decades, the Granada has been a live music venue, hosting musicians on...

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Cooler weather is rolling in across North America, so it’s time to trade out those summer fits — with a little help from our (bird) friends. 🍂❄️ Consider this your official “steal the look” roundup, fall edition. Which look should we do next? abcbirds.org/birds
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Making him put a little blindfold on it. A little doll size sleep mask for his smol arm.
Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) profile pictureFairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x4Oct 23
Having an affair with a guy and this is staring at you the whole time
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I understand that this is a very serious and important story but I keep laughing at the idea of Dutch spies
Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) profile pictureMichael Weiss
@michaeldweissOct 22
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
The Art of the Deal: Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed More Than $700 Million in Transfers

The Art of the Deal: Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed More Than $700 Million in Transfers

An exclusive excerpt from ‘Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East’ examines how bank accounts linked the president’s son-in-law—and former...

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straight from the smiling friends universe:
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since everyone is sharing their fav nathan bit mine is him doing the asian accent. kills me every single time
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@cryptedcolaOct 18
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If so inclined, give it a listen on.soundcloud.com/8ucfbjXMjM…
Daft Pun (@CooperEarlJones) profile pictureDaft Pun@CooperEarlJonesOct 18
Remaking one of my favorite Daft Punk songs and enjoying the evening
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kendall@filmbittenOct 17
there’s a new nathan fielder meta commentary that blurs the lines between documentary filmmaking and narrative storytelling that’s supposed to be nuts
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how it feels to be vulnerable with someone who doesn't care
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Palms are sweaty, knees weak, prescription’s ready
Nate Jones (@JonesOnTheNBA) profile pictureNate Jones
@JonesOnTheNBAOct 14
I need a gallery of all the older coaches wearing the new Nike NBA team gear. 🤣🤣 I also need reporters that see them in it to start asking them how they feel about it. Will get some classic answers 🤣
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I am become Calvin's Dad
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