Audit the Snatzi party, drain the swamp. Fix the roads, schools, hospitals and legal system. Proud father of IDF veteran. I'm a comedian looking for work.
Joined October 2020
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I've got a couple of favourites ๐๐
#BlameHamas
#pallywood
#resignSturgeon
#itsalloverNicola
#theSNPisbroken
#FreeGazaFromHamas ##BringThemHomeNow #shutHolyrooddown
A particular favourite
#cancelJaneyGodley
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Woke = Broke
Is Swinney listening to @AuditScotland ? @ScotlandTonight
Absolutely not he is not.
ยฃ27million for โGhost Workersโ.
ยฃ1.5 billion at Glasgow City Council who are broke with a ยฃ110m deficit.
But letโs fund the โMummy Wokeโ brigade @KelvingroveArt whilst we do a sale and lease back on the building costing us tax payers ยฃ1.5 billion over 32 years.
ยฃ3m on free school bags made in China.
ยฃ30m for a โCommunity Fundโ to tackle Right Wing when he ignores the extreme Left Wing toxic and perverse racist Green Party.
ยฃ500k via Scottish Screen @scotgov
for SNP lovey and non Scottish tax payer Brian Coxโs film โGlenrothanโ whilst budgets cut at Historic Scotland to fund listed buildings.
The list is endless.
screen.scot/film-in-scotlandโฆ
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd79โฆ
More โPig In Lip Stickโ ๐failing Scottish Government Policies.
Police Scotland as reported @heraldscotland this morning are facing further devastating cuts.
I called this out @ScotlandTonight @STVNews in September and here we go the further proof.
The First Minister leads a @scotgov who would rather fund โGhost Workersโ with their no redundancy policies at ยฃ27m cost than fund @PoliceScotland and our other emergency services.
The Scottish Government Cabinet Secs and Ministers continue to churn out more spin,dressed up in โPig In Lip Stickโ ๐gas lighting policies.
Dangerous times for our communities when you cannot protect the fabric of our Nation๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ.
heraldscotland.com/news/2666โฆ
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If this is your 'culture', your culture is shit
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This man is an incurable, compulsive liar.
He lives in 2016 and blames Brexit for the small boats crisis.
The migrants come from France, an EU country teeming with illegals like the rest of the EU.
So how can being part of the EU magically solve the migrant crisis?
Successive government have placed faith in France to stop the boats when the French want nothing but the worst for the UK!
Ending all freebies, let alone leaving the ECHR, would go far in dealing with this ever-deepening national emergency.
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One thing that's surprised me about Andy Burnham is the extent to which he just lies.
He says this morning small boats are because of Brexit and "we can't return people".
The FACTS:
In last 5 years of Dublin agreement the UK took in far more migrants than it sent back.
2016: net 200
2017: net 150
2018: net 1000
2019: net 500
2020: net 800
Five years = net 2,500 more migrants than sent back.
Plus, now we'd have to sign up to the migration and asylum pact so the numbers will be enormous.
He knows this. His advisors know this.
They are just lying to you.
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They have no concept of cost or money, as its our money, not theirs
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Is this true? @grok
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Houses and flats can be bought in the North East of England from ยฃ5,000 yet government is going to spend ยฃ190,000 per homeless person to talk about housing them.
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Isn't it strange how the SNP have a ยฃ5bn financial black hole that requires local authorities to cut public services and spending yet they can find ยฃ2.7m for school bags, ยฃ30m to "fight the far right", and pay 800 staff who's jobs are no longer there..
Nobody does corruption quite like the SNP.
GRAHAM GRANT: Scandal of the SNP's army of ghost workers paid for with YOUR taxes... as families slog just to pay the bills trib.al/QGX3jWb
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๐จ Even looks like Flynn GRINS as she asks about drains being paved over, businesses destroyed and livelihoods ruined.
As we saw at the Transport Cttee, Flynn is a deeply unserious, out-of-his-depth ๐คก
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๐จ#DishonestJohn issues amber warnings from India. Sandbags arrive 14 HOURS too late. Drains paved over. Infrastructure sh*tshow.
While Scotland floods, the SNP ๐คก show prioritises overseas junkets and millions on tat from China.
Was The Skull FaceTiming as the storms hit? ๐ฑ
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BBC reports tonight that Henry Novakโs brutal murder by Vickrum Digwa led to clashes between โfar rightโ protesters and police
So anyone who protested , the fact a racist murderer , was believed by the police , ahead of an innocent dying white man , were all far right !
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๐จ"This is one of these stories that you look at and you do a double take."
John Boothman reacts to the Scottish state paying staff ยฃ27 million for jobs that don't exist.
@petercardwell
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So โฆ..
Has @Ross_Greer been arrested and charged yet for his support of a proscribed Islamic terrorist organisation??
If not why not ??
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ยฃ1.75
A month.
Labour.
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Bawheid Kate Nevens MSP of the Scottish Greens has posted on TikTok.......
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The Met can drag a man into custody over a word, ban him from political protests, then drop the whole thing without charge, but they canโt spot rapists in their own ranks. Go figure.
facebook.com/share/1EAfvyCjQโฆ
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Labour, SNP and Green politicians have so little left to mess up in Britain that theyโve taken to attending socialist jamborees in the Middle East, presumably in search of fresh opportunities.
facebook.com/share/p/1JvhZ1tโฆ
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How can anyone negotiate a deal for that amount of school bags and still end up paying ยฃ28 per bag?
These people think the public are stupid.
SNP to 'squander' ยฃ2.7m on handing free bags to school pupils - at cost of ยฃ28 a bag - scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/nโฆ
scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/nโฆ
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Burnham, in 2019, complaining about free movement, having been in favour of the EU, and subsequently against it in Makerfield, and now back in favour. He's a charlatan. A Prime Minister who has lied his way to power in Britain is quickly found out. You'd be mad to vote for this.
