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Replying to @politicalmath
As I said a few days ago: Never pass a law/define an executive order/create an agency you wouldn't want to put into the hands of your worst enemy.
If @Asmongold gets the Mao suit, let it be with the pride flag pattern for next June's streams.
(Also:
Good news! @YourPalNyanus is relevant!
Bad news! She's not followed!)
Asmongold teases upcoming China trip
"I talked to Kaise about it..there could be a China stream on the horizon, prob for 2-3 weeks..you know what I'm thinking of getting whenever I go there, one of the same suits that Hasan has"
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Kevin in ABQ retweeted
It's out!
Honored to direct and create the Ending song MV for @Leaflit !
Created by our studio, @Atelier452 .
Thanks for watching!
Kevin in ABQ retweeted
Free my man @TeamYouTube
Update from the fine folks at @TeamYouTube
They still told me absolutely nothing about why the channel was removed. Keep in mind that I had 0 strikes and had streamed over 1,000 things without issue
Apparently, despite my channel saying it’s commentary on football, and the streams saying as much, YouTube, after careful consideration, decided that my channel will not be reinstated
They have given me no reason or explanation as to why, only to say that it violated their policies on spam, deceptive practices, and scam
According to the spam policy, here are the 9 ways that a channel can violate this policy
1) ENGAGEMENT MANIPULATION
This is when you get viewbots, offer rewards for subs, or do a sub-for-sub scheme. I have never engaged in this
2) FAKE ENGAGEMENT
This is when you post high volumes of low effort, repetitive polls. I have never engaged in this. I use the community tab to ask my audience who wins each game, and to let them know my streaming schedule
3) COMMENT SPAM
This is when you make comments on other videos that are identical and low effort. I make *maybe* one comment a week on other channels pertaining to their actual video. It’s not this
4) OFF-PLATFORM DIVERSION
Content created to drive users to external sites. I have never done this. All my stuff is on YouTube. The irony is so many other channels illegally show games and get you to click a link to watch the full game on their site
5) DETECTION EVASION
Intentionally trying to bypass abuse detection by mirroring something. Again, I have never done this. 100% of my streams are me commentating the game like a radio broadcast with my face in the forefront at all times
6) AUTOMATED OR SYNTHETIC MASS PRODUCTION
Using AI tools to put out a ton of content with minimal changes. Mass producing videos. I don’t do this. I don’t use AI. I stream one game at a time, and everything is done by me
7) SCRAPED CONTENT
Reposting material from other sites. I’ve never done this. My streams are my face and are live
8) SCAMS
Trying to steal private data, among other things. Again, I’ve never done this. I literally just commentate sporting events
9) MALICIOUS CLICKBAIT
Using misleading titles and thumbnails to trick users into clicking on a video that doesn’t deliver what it was promised. The thumbnail of my videos says “live play by play and reaction.” The titles say the same thing. I have never, not once, shown a game on stream, because I am not allowed to because I know copyright law, and have never advertised that I can do that. I am doing what the entire sports commentary community does, including people that you gave plaques to and verified
So, if it’s not one of those 9 things, and if you’ve never told me specifically what I did wrong or how I violated it, then how is my channel now gone?
I will pursue legal action against YouTube. Enough is enough. I will get my channel back, recoup any and all lost wages, and get this sorted out
Suspiciously looks like @SirajAHashmi
estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏
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Will someone find this man a job?
Italian chef fired for refusing to put pineapple on pizza bbc.in/4egT8uf
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If @Leaflit isn't remixing this scuff into a top-notch AI song I'll be disappointed.
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Kevin in ABQ retweeted
Pope Leo and Bob Dylan look like they're starring in an early '90s CBS drama in which two priests - one by the book and one who does things his own way - try to solve mysteries in their seemingly sleepy Midwestern town that hides a seedy underbelly.
Kevin in ABQ retweeted
In New Mexico, every waitress asks you the same question before you eat.
"Red or green?"
I thought I was being asked to pick a side in a war.
In Japan, every kid gets put on the red team or the white team for sports day, starting at age six. It goes back to two samurai clans, one red and one white, who fought each other 800 years ago. You stay on your team. You do not switch.
So in Albuquerque, when the waitress said "Red or green?", I took a breath and said, "Red."
She wrote it down. No follow-up.
The next day in Santa Fe. "Red or green?" I'd already pledged.
"Red."
On the third day, the man at the next table had green chile on his eggs, and it smelled so good I nearly stood up. But I couldn't switch. I had given my word. I sat there holding the menu, fighting myself.
The waitress watched me for a second. She didn't ask a single question. She just said:
"Get Christmas, baby."
Christmas means both. Red on one side, green on the other.
800 years of samurai history, and nobody back home ever thought of that.
Later I found out "Red or green?" isn't just a habit. In 1996 the New Mexico Legislature made it the official state question.
A whole state has an official question. And the best answer is "both."
When I paid, she patted my shoulder.
"Out here, hon, you never have to pick a side."
Fresh Skyebrows yearning!
I've been a busy boy but I am finally happy to invite you all to enjoy "Can't Avoid Malfoid"
#malfoid #yearniverse #ThePodSpooktober
youtube.com/watch?v=4haW72dg…
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Kevin in ABQ retweeted
RP for your chance to win one signed by @_Dwfootball11‼️
Get yours at the @SteelersShop ➡️ bit.ly/4BAwV4d
Next stop: Week 8 🚂
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Kevin in ABQ retweeted
My friend, Sir Patrick Stewart, has passed away.
The fact that I was able to truly call him a friend is insane in itself, but it’s true.
He was a lifelong Huddersfield Town supporter, and through my work with them, we came together.
I would bring him the newest gear, talk to his AMAZING wife Sunny (who loved him so much) and listen to stories.
I got to shuttle the two of them around Sacramento one weekend, and it truly was an incredibly fun time.
Over the years, we would talk every Saturday during soccer season. I would always make sure he was set up (he wasn’t Mr Tech), and then we would watch the match. Afterward, we would always have a 2 man postgame show on the phone, but he hosted and I listened.
I could listen to him read the phone book. He was incredibly and unfailingly kind, always asking about me and my family, especially my USC daughter, as he lived in Los Angeles as well.
I am so sad I didn’t have longer to spend with him, I’m sad I never got to talk to him when the team gets promoted, but I’m so incredibly grateful for the time I DID get to spend with the most unlikely friend I’ve ever had.
I grew up idolizing Captain Picard, but the man behind the Captain was even better. I assure you of that.
I will miss the phone ringing and him saying in his big, bellowing English accent:
“WELL HELLO DAVID”
Yeah, he always called me David, insisted I not call him “Sir”, but I always did. Because he deserved it.
Most of all, I’ll just miss my friend.
Be at peace, Sir Patrick.
Thank you for everything.
PS: I hate 2026
Happy Holy Toledo Seth Morales Day to those who celebrate.
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