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Attorney in DC but prefers Marvel // Opinions are mine except the shitty ones. You can have those. He/Him/His 🏳️‍🌈

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It’s generally amusing that Obi-Wan is fully gay coded in the Revenge of the Sith novelization, but no more so than when Palpatine hints at Obi-Wan having a secret affair and Anakin straight up assumes it’s with a man. – at Washington, DC
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My most elitist opinion is that needing to relate to characters is for tiny babies
Do people really need to "see themselves" in a protagonist to like a book? Its a story about people who arent me in situations I am.not in. Why would I need to self insert into everything.
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Having just beat it, 007 First Light presents an incredibly compelling case for both a younger Bond and a Bond in the modern world. And ofc, Connery didn’t start off being an older Bond. So I think Bond can be interesting without being old. What we need is a *reason* for Bond.
I suspect a big reason they're trying to keep Bond young is they want to be able to cast young love interests. They want to avoid the decade+ age discrepancies. But you know what? That's the whole point to Bond. International playboy/spy/ice cold killer. A man who's been around the block and can fight, fuck, drink, gamble at the behest of His Majesty. The most interesting Bond is the older one. Last Man Standing who keeps grinding away keeping old world order in new world disorder.
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James Bond isn’t interesting as Jason Bourne with an accent. But the character struggles for relevance in both the post-Cold War landscape and a world with a diminished Britain. It’s a problem that plagues every post-Goldeneye film to some degree or another.
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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One suggestion for legislation in a new Congress: A statutory Bivens remedy.
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I feel like the TNG equivalent of this is merging Guinan or Beverly with Lwaxana Troi.
'Tuvix' is classic Star Trek at its best, a wonderful, impactful, and highly debatable moral dilemma. #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #Janeway #CaptainJaneway #Tuvok #Neelix #Tuvix (#Voyager 2x24)
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New cert petition asks Supreme Court to resolve the split on whether Terms of Service eliminate Fourth Amendment rights in Internet accounts. I've been beating this drum for years, and it would be good to settle this. supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/2…
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My “a rising tide lifts all boats, except for Gavin’s” take holding strong I see.
New • Net favorability heading toward 2028 🔵 Buttigieg +5 🔵 AOC 0 🔴 DeSantis −14 🔵 Harris −17 🔴 Vance −20 🔵 Newsom −23 AtlasIntel (A+) • All likely voters • 11/1
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I’ve been thinking about this after the flurry of “DS9 isn’t real Star Trek, and it ruined Gene Roddenberry’s vision” comments last week. Thematically, ST: Picard is like a dagger to the heart of an optimistic future meanwhile DS9 made believers out of Nog & Kira.
Replying to @KyleAMathews
I’m loathe to recommend a lengthy YouTube review but this is thoughtful, entertaining, and persuasively argued. Star Trek: Picard really does kind of ruin Star Trek. youtu.be/MdLHKdn0JTY?is=MVOk…
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Star Trek: Picard has made its way to my TL, and I remain utterly perplexed at basically every choice made in S3. Just world/character-breaking choices so comically bad it reminds me of this hilariously stated point:
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I’m loathe to recommend a lengthy YouTube review but this is thoughtful, entertaining, and persuasively argued. Star Trek: Picard really does kind of ruin Star Trek. youtu.be/MdLHKdn0JTY?is=MVOk…
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My dream Star Wars project would be either (1) Bail and Breha doing parallel build the rebellion work that parallel’s Mon Mothma’s work in Andor; or (2) we let Temura do Red (2010) in Star Wars as a squad of aged clone operatives on one last job.
My dream Star Wars project is a Darth Plagueis film. Not a 1:1 adaptation of the Legends novel, but a new, canon version of Plagueis's story before Episode 1.
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Might be too early to tell, but I think something else might've ended on Tuesday too: The Era of Rancid Feelings. Marked principally by leaders and political types choosing to be rigidly dogmatic, assholes, or racing to their most base instinct, feels like most people said enough! The limit, in fact, DOES exist. Across the country, you had a sea of happy warriors ushered into office by an electorate crying out that it just simply should not be this hard. This isn't a kumbaya thing. It's a cut the shit and focus thing. And it's incredibly pleasing to me.
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The way a couple of said this exact thing at dinner last week….
Being a litigation associate who learned how to do everything pre-AI slop era feels like taking the last helicopter out of ‘nam
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Quark on a smoke break like:
cant have shit on ds9 because what if odo is your table lamp
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JUST IN: An End of an Era coming to Floriana on 17th Street!! Last Day will be December 31, 2026 - Brutal end of the day - get some while you still can: popville.com/2026/11/just-in…
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Some of the comments that are essentially “Mississippi!?!? Is he crazy” are real funny in retrospect.
WSJ: Democrats Put Money Into Mississippi’s US Senate Race Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has told donors at fundraisers and dinners in recent months to consider putting money into Mississippi. wsj.com/politics/elections/m…
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Bad day to be a phone battery
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I implore the incoming Congress to look at the last two years, at the assault on free speech that has been so shameless and transparent so as to draw bipartisan concern, and recognize that: (a) even unsuccessful, performative appeals to censorship helped create an atmosphere in which censorship could be effectuated and must no longer be acceptable; and (b) bipartisan work towards structural reform is more important than ever to strengthen institutional checks and resilience against those who would use the levers of government power for censorship. Lots to come from @TechFreedom on the latter in the near future.
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