@LGSimandan

former police officer and forensic detective at Amsterdam Police Department, military background. interested in science, technology.

Joined June 2026
I feel so sorry for this 13 year old girl 🥺 So this sh!tty cult blown out of proportion and reality (read Islam) invades us, wants to destroy our civilization, our cultures and our values. They come not in peace but with bad intentions
DESGARRADOR 💔 Wiam, de tan solo 13 años, fue obligada a casarse con Mohammed, de 29. Entre lágrimas, cuenta su pesadilla diaria. Debe esperarlo lista cada noche. No puede decir “no” a NINGUNA demanda. Si se niega, la golpean. El resto… es demasiado atroz para escribirlo. 💔
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I love the Mad Max mode
Testing Tesla's Full Self-Driving in aggressive rush hour traffic. From tight merges to construction zones and tunnels, watch how it navigates gridlock without human intervention. Is this the future of the daily commute, or still too risky?
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Worth watching
🇺🇸This is some funny shit OMG 😂🇺🇸
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I love his shows! 👏
Tito from iraq 🤣
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🚨 FIRST ELON, THEN YOU. Democrats loved @elonmusk when they thought they owned him. When they realized they didn’t, their fangs came out. This isn’t just about punishing Elon. It’s a warning. “If the Democrats are willing to pick this type of fight with someone like Musk, why would they show mercy to any of the rest of us?”
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The only thing that scares them away 😂
🚨BREAKING: Day 2 of the Bacon Squad vs the French riots, and they brought backup.
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Laura Simandan retweeted
Honestly, it’s pretty crazy how many people think they’re intelligent just because they can sit on some dumb podcast and mock a man who’s actually building the future… only to expose their own room-temperature IQ the moment they try to make an argument “He’s just a lucky billionaire” Lucky? Lucky once: PayPal Lucky twice: Tesla making EVs mainstream when the entire auto industry doubted it could be done Lucky three times: Building orbital rockets with boosters that literally fly back and land Lucky four times: Starlink bringing internet to places that never had it Lucky five times: Neuralink letting people with paralysis control computers using nothing but their thoughts At some point, it stops being luck and starts being the work you’re too lazy to see or understand Most of the people attacking Elon have never shipped a product, never made a payroll, never bet everything they own on an idea the whole world laughed at You have to be a special kind of stupid to have never built a damn thing yourself and still think you’re smarter than the man who’s actually building the future Elon did exactly that in 2008 and almost lost everything trying to keep Tesla and SpaceX alive And in 50 years, nobody will remember the takes Everyone will remember the rockets
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The ultimate car
This isn’t just a car video. It’s a Hollywood blockbuster starring the all-new Tesla Roadster! 🎬🔥 At this point, it deserves a theatrical release!
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Now that President Trump announced his intentions about Europe this is what will come next, a Russian invasion, which I consider less worrying than a Muslim invasion: Satellite images reveal: Russia is building a massive radar system near Poland capable of peering deep into Western Europe Russia is constructing a vast radar system near the Polish border that could potentially see more than 3,200 kilometers into Europe, according to satellite imagery from the Finnish space company Iceye.
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Laura Simandan retweeted
Elon Musk stutters. Not occasionally. Consistently. In almost every interview and public appearance, there are moments where he pauses mid sentence for 3 to 5 seconds, searching for a word that his brain has processed but his mouth cannot produce. The pauses are long enough that interviewers visibly shift in discomfort. The audience holds its breath. The man who runs 6 companies simultaneously cannot always produce the next word in a sentence. The speaking difficulty is not a performance. It is not a thinking pause (though he has those too). It is a genuine processing bottleneck between his thoughts and his speech. His brain operates faster than his verbal output system can manage. The thoughts are there. The words lag. The lag produces the stutter, the filler sounds, and the long silences that define his public speaking. As a child in South Africa, the speaking difficulty was more pronounced. He was slow to speak. He was quiet in class. Teachers assumed he was intellectually behind. The boy who was reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica at 9 was perceived as struggling because his verbal output didn't match his cognitive input. The gap between what he knew and what he could say was the first version of a pattern that would follow him for life. The irony is devastating: the man whose companies depend on public trust, investor confidence, and media communication is physiologically disadvantaged at the one activity that produces all three. Every keynote, every earnings call, every interview requires him to perform the skill his nervous system handles worst. He does it anyway. Poorly. Consistently. Without avoiding it. He has never used a teleprompter. He has never used scripted remarks. He speaks live, stutters live, pauses live, and recovers live. The refusal to script is not bravery. It is authenticity pushed to a point that makes his communications team visibly nervous. The man would rather stutter through the truth than fluently deliver a script. The most powerful communicator of the 21st century, the man whose tweets move markets and whose vision has redirected entire industries, cannot always finish a sentence without a 5 second pause. The words don't come easy. They never have. He says them anyway. And the world that watches him stumble through a keynote then watches him land a rocket and concludes that the stumble is what makes the landing believable. The man is not polished. He is real. The stutter is the proof.
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Where the Annunaki actually came from.
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🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump announces the United States will have to WITHDRAW from European nations if they fall to the invasion and become anti-Western "If they don't soon find their way, we will have no choice but to LEAVE." 🤯 "When we asked for help in Iran...we spend so much on NATO...they weren't there to help!" "It's something we can NEVER forget." America has spent decades and trillions defending Europe. Trump is done doing it without getting anything back 🔥 If Europe won't defend its own borders, why should Americans bail them out?! STEP UP, EUROPE. Shut your borders, surge defense spending, and NEVER fall to the invaders of the 3rd world!
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Starlink slowed down for a couple days in Ukraine so a bunch of Europeans and a bunch of Democrats have declared that Elon Musk is the most evil person to ever live. "Elon is the worst human being ever." "As soon as our technology catches up to Elon's, we will boycott his products!" "SpaceX and Starlink are dead!" Look at you fools go. All because Elon allegedly didn't do everything in his power to help Ukraine. Wait until you dumb f*cks hear about your hero, Barack Obama. After Putin annexed Crimea and moved 30,000 troops to the Ukrainian border, Obama refused to give Ukraine weapons to defend itself. And he refused for years. Surely you Ukraine fans remember that right? Surely you remember the President of Ukraine standing before Congress, begging for weapons to defend Ukraine. You must because you all love Ukraine. Surely you remember Obama's speech in 2014 at the NATO summit. If you don't, you should watch Fox News because they are currently playing my video of his speech. During his speech Obama said that Russia was a regional power that posed no threat to America, even after Putin invaded part of Ukraine. How could that be? We are told now that if Putin takes Ukraine, he could take the entire world. Was Obama lying back then? Impossible, Obama is incapable of that. During that same speech Obama also said that Ukraine should work out its own future and that many Ukrainians in fact had allegiance to Russia. Obama said that countries regularly break international law and that it wasn't our problem. How could he say that? Obama sounded like "Putin's Puppet" right? You fans of Ukraine must be so angry at Obama. Here's a video of the Ukrainian President begging before Congress for weapons after Putin took Crimea. Say it you Ukraine lovers. Say that Obama is worse than Elon Musk. Will you? Nah. You all are frauds. Also included in the video is Biden in 2018 being asked about the fact that Trump gave Ukraine the weapons to defend itself that Obama would not. Biden said that he agreed with Trump and that he had spent years arguing to Obama to supply Ukraine those same weapons. Come on Ukraine fans. Speak out about Obama like you do about Elon and Trump. 😜
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Physics already told us time isn’t fixed. Einstein proved it bends near gravity, stretches at speed, moves differently depending on where you’re standing. But here’s the version nobody puts in the textbooks: your brain does the exact same thing. When you’re bored, a minute feels like an hour. When you’re in flow — completely locked into something — hours vanish like seconds. When you’re a kid experiencing everything for the first time, summers feel infinite. When you’re an adult running the same routine on autopilot, entire years disappear before you notice. The scary truth? Most people aren’t running out of time. They’re running out of moments worth remembering. Your brain doesn’t store time. It stores experiences. A year of the same routine gets compressed into almost nothing in memory. A single fully-present afternoon can feel like it lasted forever. So the actual hack for a longer life isn’t a supplement or a sleep tracker. It’s attention. Novelty. Presence. Doing things that force your brain to actually pay attention instead of running on autopilot. The more you notice, the longer you live. Not in years — in depth.
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A marvel of technology
Good morning y’all 👋 As I finish my second cup of coffee☕️ … and my eyes come into better focus 👀 … I come across this new concept of a car from Elon wondering 🤔 where is this all going and what are the ramifications… What is driver’s ed going to be like? And what are air traffic controllers going to do… see the mind goes in a thousand directions quickly🤣 This is very cool…
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Laura Simandan retweeted
Wait for it…
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