devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.

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Denver Nuggets · Oct 24, 2026 · 11:43 PM UTC

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Denver Nuggets

@nuggetsOct 24

Made us happy, made us smile

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ark 🇵🇭🦦 · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:21 AM UTC

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ark 🇵🇭🦦@braunologyOct 23

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Jeff · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:42 AM UTC

Jeff@LL_emo_JeffOct 23

SGA getting the benefit of the offensive foul that is his bread and butter in the first half, cries like a bitch. Fouls Jokic on a heave and calls it a flop. What a fucking bitch.

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Jeff · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:35 AM UTC

Jeff@LL_emo_JeffOct 23

SGA took a booty bump and acting like he got shot. Fucking pussy.

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Jeff · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:17 AM UTC

Jeff@LL_emo_JeffOct 23

SGA is such a tremendous bitch

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Videos AI Could Never Recreate · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:52 AM UTC

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Videos AI Could Never Recreate

@VideosAICantOct 22

Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler

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7/11 Truther · Oct 22, 2026 · 7:07 PM UTC

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7/11 Truther

@DaveMcNamee3000Oct 22

Complex Sports

@ComplexSportsOct 22

Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)

Image from Complex Sports (@ComplexSports)

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charli quirk · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:18 PM UTC

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charli quirk

@girlbosswomanOct 19

Amen!

Image from charli quirk (@girlbosswoman)

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RKS · Oct 16, 2026 · 6:27 PM UTC

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RKS@rawkussOct 16

my local theater today 👀

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jon drake · Oct 16, 2026 · 5:14 PM UTC

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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16

“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote

Umesh Kumar

@itsumeshkOct 16

The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.

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380Jim · Oct 16, 2026 · 1:44 AM UTC

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380Jim@MidwestPartisanOct 16

Replying to @Fiscaldemon

Yeah they come from the great Joe Camel

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❤︎⁠ · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:50 AM UTC

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❤︎⁠@hackerchickOct 15

I truly love this photo it looks like Kubrick & Nicole are one of those scandalous age gap couples in the New York art scene & Tom is their gay son

Janus Films

@janusfilmsOct 15

Is this your family?

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Callista Gingrich · Oct 15, 2026 · 5:02 PM UTC

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Callista Gingrich

@CallyGingrichOct 15

Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭