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I am the helpful stepson

Lakewood, CO
Joined June 2013
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He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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[dying unfulfilled] “this is just like Synecdoche New York”
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Made us happy, made us smile
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Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler
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Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Amen!
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Jeff retweeted
my local theater today 👀
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“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Replying to @Fiscaldemon
Yeah they come from the great Joe Camel
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I truly love this photo it looks like Kubrick & Nicole are one of those scandalous age gap couples in the New York art scene & Tom is their gay son
Is this your family?
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Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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Crab Rangoon at a HOCKEY GAME? STL is top tier now 🦀🔥
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Matthew Broderick to the ghost in the corner of his living room at 11 pm PST
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c'mon man
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Jeff retweeted
Ramaswamy: I’m going to pick you up. *almost drops kid*
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08 Idioteque
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