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Sherwood Park, AB
Joined April 2009
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It's probably a gym bag, that guy could wipe the floor with your racist ass
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Replying to @ABFreeAlberta
Abuse AB?? I think AB abuses its citizens & the rest of Canada. Stealing from the disabled in the province, spending public health care $$ s on who knows what & pushes American for profit healthcare, goes against the rest of the country & bows down to the Yanks, etc. etc.
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Shaw (Rogers) Packet loss again! Amazing!
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For a moment I was concerned I may have had a head injury, but it was limited to this video
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The government knew and didn't care but someone else needed to say something? You point out legal things that people did... to defend against crimes... I wish I was dead inside so i could make money spewing BS
Naheed Nenshi is doubling down on his ignorance today in the provincial Legislature! Blaming Danielle Smith again for something she didn’t know about but he did! He is hiding something and protecting his sources and we are onto him!
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Income tax as % of total revenue Alberta is third in 2025, lower before that when the oil price was down...
An independent Alberta could potentially have zero income tax if we don’t have to support Canada. We have more oil and less population than UAE who have no personal income tax. Let’s go! #AlbertaIndependence
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Fun fact: Notely's NDP vastly outpaced Smith's UCP on building/upgrading schools. 244 approved/169 completed. Notely funded this from the general budget, she did not have to jack up your property taxes like the UCP have. Don't blame your city for the increase, blame the UCP.
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I sent an email asking my MP to state he isn't a fascist. The initial response was a Twitter video that didn't answer this question. It's been a week now... @GarnettGenuis
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Replying to @AndrewScheer
BREAKING NEWS !!!!
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Lablaws keeps making more money and analysts project 4.2% annual growth for 2026, consistent with the company's performance over the past five years. Hmmmm.... Pierre must be saying he's going to regulate companies more, right? Too bad he's just a child.
StatsCan confirms what families feel every time they buy groceries: food prices are rising twice as fast in Canada as in the U.S. Liberals tax the steel, fuel, fertilizer, and packaging that farmers and food producers rely on—then you pay the bill at the checkout. Take the taxes off groceries. Make food affordable: conservative.ca/cpc/stop-tax…
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Education Minister Demetrios Nicolaides pens a letter to voters in Calgary Bow. Says he is a firm believer in recall, but says the petition against him is attempting to subvert democracy. He argues it's not about his conduct but rather the policies he's put forward.
Just as thousands of teachers gather at the legislature, Alberta's Chief Electoral Officer has officially approved the launch of a recall petition for Alberta's Education Minister Demetrios Nicolaides. elections.ab.ca/new-recall-p…
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#ableg #abpoli The question before Albertans is do they support Alberta’s Teachers, Students, Parents, Education Assistants, School Councillors, Principals and every other education worker. Or do they support Danielle Smith. Easy choice. calgaryherald.com/news/alber…
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I thought @AndrewScheer was Canadian... Doesn't even have the values of a Canadian
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What an odd thing to request... Why? Was this person Canadian? Should he also make a statement about the number of children killed or injured in the US in the past week? It's been a lot. Did your bosses in the US put you up to this?
I respectfully request that Canada's Prime Minister make a statement about the death of Charlie Kirk.
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Guten Wize at Boston Pizza give you half the food? First picture is HALF the regular sandwich, the second is the entire gluten free Sandwich... @bostonpizza
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EDMONTON - GREAT NEWS! #ForeverCanadian is launching a permanent signing location in Edmonton at: KINGSWAY LEGION 14339 - 50 Street (No longer in Kingsway) Our official opening starts on Saturday, August 16, between 12- 6 pm.
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An Internet Connection Troubleshooting Adventure! open.substack.com/pub/obscur… @Rogers #Canada
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Early morning comedy .... This just made me LMAO 🤣 I don't know who he is but he needs his own show.
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