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Sherwood Park, AB
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @ABFreeAlberta
Abuse AB?? I think AB abuses its citizens & the rest of Canada. Stealing from the disabled in the province, spending public health care $$ s on who knows what & pushes American for profit healthcare, goes against the rest of the country & bows down to the Yanks, etc. etc.
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Fun fact: Notely's NDP vastly outpaced Smith's UCP on building/upgrading schools. 244 approved/169 completed. Notely funded this from the general budget, she did not have to jack up your property taxes like the UCP have. Don't blame your city for the increase, blame the UCP.
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Replying to @AndrewScheer
BREAKING NEWS !!!!
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Education Minister Demetrios Nicolaides pens a letter to voters in Calgary Bow. Says he is a firm believer in recall, but says the petition against him is attempting to subvert democracy. He argues it's not about his conduct but rather the policies he's put forward.
Just as thousands of teachers gather at the legislature, Alberta's Chief Electoral Officer has officially approved the launch of a recall petition for Alberta's Education Minister Demetrios Nicolaides. elections.ab.ca/new-recall-p…
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#ableg #abpoli The question before Albertans is do they support Alberta’s Teachers, Students, Parents, Education Assistants, School Councillors, Principals and every other education worker. Or do they support Danielle Smith. Easy choice. calgaryherald.com/news/alber…
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EDMONTON - GREAT NEWS! #ForeverCanadian is launching a permanent signing location in Edmonton at: KINGSWAY LEGION 14339 - 50 Street (No longer in Kingsway) Our official opening starts on Saturday, August 16, between 12- 6 pm.
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Early morning comedy .... This just made me LMAO 🤣 I don't know who he is but he needs his own show.
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There's something surreal about watching this Conservative MP speak in the House about how "words matter" knowing the son he raised (Keean Bexte) called me a filthy whore last week lmao
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The UCP candidate ( and UCP Press Secretary) for Edmonton Strathcona is claiming that graphic books could have been on a 5 year olds reading list. This is again a doubling down on the claims that kindergartens had access to these books, for which no proof has been offered.
I have a question for @nenshi. Where do you stand? Are you ok with children being exposed to sexually explicit material? #abpoli #abed #cdnpoli
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Are you ok with corruption and fascism? This is yet another dead cat political tactic to try to scapegoat your way into power.
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Replying to @DarbyCrouch_
Girl. Sweetie. I was a librarian in an elementary school. For years. Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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Education Minister Nicolaides today... "Look, our policy doesn't identify as a book ban, it identifies as a policy, please respect that. We'll be doing wide consultation, but I've already decided what the policy will look like." Basically. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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After 18 years at Microsoft, with roughly a decade of that time working on TypeScript, I have unfortunately been let go in the latest round of layoffs. I need to take a few days to process before I start looking for work. Thanks to everyone who's been part of my journey so far.
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Tweet of the day! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Connect with me at the Great Canadian Trade Show at Millennium Place! I will be there Saturday from 12–1 PM and 3–4 PM and Sunday from 12:30–1:30 PM. I am passionate about building a stronger community together—stop by to share your thoughts & chat about what matters most to you!
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As Trump THREATENS Canada, I'm just embarrassed. On one screen, you’ve got Trudeau effortlessly discussing quantum computing like he’s your favorite science teacher on a caffeine high; On the other, Trump’s over there mangling a uranium briefing so badly, you half expect the periodic table to file a restraining order.
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Replying to @GarnettGenuis
@GarnettGenuis you are a complete embarrassment. Your juvenile lack of decorum idiocy is now a national embarrassment. Good grief #shpk what were you thinking when you elected this twit youtu.be/16IGljkiBJ0?si=4BeW…
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Breakdown Update - February 16, 2025 #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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A couple months ago when Minister Joly announced an Arctic military presence plan, Poilievre asked, “…from who? Santa Claus?” Now I guess he’s suddenly terrified of Santa Claus? What a joke this man is. I wouldn’t hire him to mow my lawn, let alone be PM.
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