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Would made that "every single fucking idiot" except apparently a few of them have managed to marry.
Some of them even marry humans. A select few marry humans who aren't blood kin.
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Saying “Democrats shut down the government,” while Republicans controlled the House, Senate and White House is Republicans admitting that they can’t govern.
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threatening to overturn the election like this is a far, far bigger scandal than anything Peltola did, and the fact that the media refuses to treat it as such is embarrassing but not surprising
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Economist (and Nobel laureate) Paul Krugman: “Control of Starlink must, one way or another, be taken away from Elon Musk. It’s a matter of national security: we cannot let private individuals make foreign and defense policy, and it would be totally irresponsible to leave a crucial military asset in the hands of a racist, authoritarian conspiracy theorist.”
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/i…
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The stink of Russia and corruption permeate this administration.
washingtonsun.com/whitehouse…
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Don't be ridiculous. You sound like Trump. Next you'll be saying "They're eating the pets!"
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Donald Trump is the smallest man with an ego so paper-thin that he’s abusing his power to meddle with the election in Alaska.
Because he knows he’s going to lose.
They know the American people are rejecting their lies, higher costs and corruption. And they will do anything to distract from their own failures.
It will not work. In America, voters choose who will lead them. Not the other way around.
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“Corporations are people,” was the lie corporations told so a conservative Supreme Court would let them buy elections.
It’s time to overturn Citizens United.
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This is the President of the United States, spewing more garbage: “If Abdul and the Democrats win, they will open the floodgates and invite hordes of jihadis to our shores, creating a nightmare of violence and terror until you cannot even have a Christmas.”
I’M EMBARRASSED.
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Corporate spending on the midterms has ballooned to $737 MILLION.
That's 60% higher than the 2024 presidential election.
Corporations are spending unprecedented amounts to buy influence, determine outcomes and shape policy.
We must get corporate money out of politics.
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Trump and Elon Musk can't get their story straight on who tamped down the speed of satellite connections for Ukraine, but it put lives at risk.
If the world's richest person is making our national security decisions, Americans deserve to know.
So we can put a stop to it.
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“Stephen Miller, on behalf of Star Trek, and everyone who knew and loved him, keep my Captain's name out of your fucking Nazi mouth. He despised you, and everything you stand for.”
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It was revealed today in court Republicans sent these letters
WHOA! Texas MOM tells JD Vance her DAUGHTER received a letter telling her TO TRANSITION TO A BOY 🤯
Vice President @JDVance: “Talk to our staff because I’d like the Department of Justice to investigate that.” 🇺🇸🔥
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ICE broke Erik Zepeda's wrist—a special needs student in California—and he wasn't even who they were looking for. No apology, no accountability. NOTHING.
I am sick and tired of ICE's cruelty and unchecked violence.
VOTE.
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"Staring defeat in the face, Donald Trump will do everything he can to subvert the election. Americans must be made aware of his evil intent and we all must be prepared to do everything we can to stop him." democracydocket.com/opinion/…
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So we’re supposed to believe there’s no money for health care, but there’s enough money for ICE to spend nearly $500 million buying an abandoned private prison in MN that was originally offered for sale at $75 million just last year?
If that sounds like taxpayers are getting ripped off, it’s because you are.
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But I thought all the pearl-clutching GOP told me that this was unforgiveable and criminal...
Or is that only when it happens in Alaska? 🤔
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Despicable. An unforgivable betrayal. One more reason for why the rest of the world cannot trust America.👇
Breaking News: The Trump administration has detained dozens of Afghan immigrants in Louisiana — including relatives of those who helped the U.S. military — and plans to deport them to Afghanistan, according to U.S. officials. nyti.ms/4jPVvrw
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The Republican Party has done this kind of thing hundreds of times for many years using dark money PACs. It’s part of their standard playbook going back decades. Their largest donor has also given out $1 million bonuses to voters. But two Dan Sullivans in AK is the crime of the century because Dems are held to a much different standard.
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Ana Navarro: “For the last two years Donald Trump has been unhinged. A war nobody wants, tariffs nobody wants, cost of living nobody wants. His fixation with monuments, The Kennedy Center, the Reflecting Pool, the arch, the ballroom, while people can’t make ends meet. And the cruelty, his targeted attacks on diversity. It’s just been endless suffering without any reining in from Republicans. The sale of the pardons, the corruption, the profiteering off the presidency. If Democrats don’t win and provide some accountability, God help us all”
