I don't judge people based on colour, race, religion, or gender... I judge people on whether or not they're a twunt. Married to an amazing woman ❤
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For all those defending Russell Brand saying "She's voluntarily went with him"
Listen to this, and tell me if this sounds like consensual sex or not to you??
This poor, poor woman, along with the other victims 💔
10 years isn't long enough
He deserves life 😡😡
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🔥 Kimmel put together a montage of Trump’s TOP 10 broken promises. 😂
Trump is NOT going to like this.
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🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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"Avrei potuto vincere la guerra del Vietnam in una settimana. Hanno continuato a bombardare le foreste per anni invece di puntare su Ho Chi Minh City".
Ho Chi Minh City (allora Saigon) era la capitale del Vietnam del Sud, alleato degli USA nella guerra.
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I'm still pushing for a Nobel Prize for the Voyager team. Outlasted its mission by 45 years and counting. Incredible.
Ahhh back when mild sexism was ok on tv 🤦♂️🤣
👀 Kammy CAUGHT In The Act On Soccer AM!
Soccer AM had some proper wild moments. I’ve never seen this one 😂
Chris Kamara is showing Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain around a suite at the West Ham Hotel, the one that let fans wake up looking straight out at the pitch at Upton Park.
He’s showing them the bed and explaining it takes six minutes to clear the room on a match day, saying how much he’s looking forward to the game.
Then a woman walks out of the bathroom in a towel and goes, “Chris, are you gonna come scrub my back?”
Everyone loses it 😭
Kammy: “April, where’ve you come from?” 😂
April, acting shocked: “I’ve been here the whole time.”
Then the towel drops and she legs it.
Kammy, laughing his head off: “Helen, I’ve never seen her before in my life!”
He’s still cracking up when he adds: “It’ll be a fantastic game here today. There’s been a fantastic game going on here already.” 😂
Then he shouts for April to come back out while Lovejoy’s yelling “No, no, leave her in!”.
She pops back out and everyone loses it again. 😭
Absolutely brilliant. Kammy was so entertaining. Soccer AM, Soccer Saturday… Saturday football used to be so good.
Not a chance you’d see this today, and it’s not even bad. Just a bit of light-hearted fun.
@chris_kammy, you are a legend 🫡
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Trump ordina al DOJ un’azione legale perché un candidato indipendente al Senato in Alaska, Dan Sullivan, è omonimo di quello repubblicano.
Elon Musk per supportare Trump fa sospendere Dan Sullivan da X.
Ma per sbaglio sospende il Sullivan repubblicano
IO-NON-CE-LA-POSSO-FARE
