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Mark

@MarkHolla

I don't judge people based on colour, race, religion, or gender... I judge people on whether or not they're a twunt. Married to an amazing woman ❤

 United Kingdom
Joined December 2009
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When I finally win I won't say anything, I'll just post this.❤️
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For all those defending Russell Brand saying "She's voluntarily went with him" Listen to this, and tell me if this sounds like consensual sex or not to you?? This poor, poor woman, along with the other victims 💔 10 years isn't long enough He deserves life 😡😡
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The moment the Judge read out Russell Brand's sentence (📹 @SkyNews)
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Yet to see a more perfect illustration of Dalot than this
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Man who sung Hitler youth songs while at Dulwich college laying a wreath. Despicable.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 8
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage lays a wreath at the Cenotaph for the first time after Reform UK reached enough MPs
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Ashley@Ashley1_55Nov 7
Dogs don’t need introductions to make new friends! 🐶😂❤️ Their love and innocence can turn any stranger into a friend. Who else thinks dogs are the purest souls on earth? 🥹❤️
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🔥 Kimmel put together a montage of Trump’s TOP 10 broken promises. 😂 Trump is NOT going to like this.
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🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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The Navy Admiral who Pete Hegseth fired, Nancy Lacore, a 35-year Navy veteran, defeated her MAGA republican opponent to win a House seat - South Carolina District 1. Now Pete has to answer to her in Congress.
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Gloria's core 🎬 Modern family
Monarch♤ (@MonarchThaThird) profile pictureMonarch♤
@MonarchThaThirdNov 2
Come to think of it🤔 Where's GehGeh's sister? I thought we were out for her saying she needs a proper start up? Where's she now
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Ashley@Ashley1_55Nov 3
When the dog gave all its love to the grandmother. Grandma gets all the love, cuddles, and attention! 🥹❤️🐶 Who else thinks dogs have the biggest hearts? 💕
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@MrJoeGoochNov 4
The John Lewis Christmas advert is better with a voiceover
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what a hilarious poker hand heads up for $1.1 million 🤣
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"Avrei potuto vincere la guerra del Vietnam in una settimana. Hanno continuato a bombardare le foreste per anni invece di puntare su Ho Chi Minh City". Ho Chi Minh City (allora Saigon) era la capitale del Vietnam del Sud, alleato degli USA nella guerra.
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I'm still pushing for a Nobel Prize for the Voyager team. Outlasted its mission by 45 years and counting. Incredible.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 31
BREAKING: 49 year old Voyager 1 signals Earth again after a 2-day outage
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FabTab@fabio_tabOct 31
Trump ordina al DOJ un’azione legale perché un candidato indipendente al Senato in Alaska, Dan Sullivan, è omonimo di quello repubblicano. Elon Musk per supportare Trump fa sospendere Dan Sullivan da X. Ma per sbaglio sospende il Sullivan repubblicano IO-NON-CE-LA-POSSO-FARE
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Wil Wheaton telling Hitler's anal polyp to fuck all the way off back to Adolf's shithole wins the internet for me today
Image from Dave Ryder 🌊💙🌎❄🏳️‍🌈 (@daveryder)
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Everyone forgetting that James Acaster had a panic attack during filming of #CelebrityTraitors clearly it was then as the emotions in the round table changed massively and filming changed
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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6 month deal, he’s still a free agent btw @ManUtd
Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) profile pictureLaurie Whitwell
@lauriewhitwellOct 28
🚨 Confirmed: Benjamin Sesko out until at least January through shin injury. Period of rest is required so striker is fully healed. Details + analysis ⬇️ #MUFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7716805…
Manchester United expect Benjamin Sesko absence until January with shin injury

Manchester United expect Benjamin Sesko absence until January with shin injury

The striker last played on September 16 with the club's medical team investigating the best course of treatment with specialists.

nytimes.com
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