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I've done a lot of random jobs, mostly repost memes | Former @wework and @fiverr and @Nerdstreet

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2011
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Dude who caused the DRAM shortage is now scolding people for hoarding memory inside their own laptops instead of giving it all to him.
sam: local inference is a terrible allocation of scarce resources “a lot of people want local inference, and somehow they assume that the problem is solved now because we have open-source models, we're going to be able to run them on our computers, and so we're not going to need all the stuff in the data centre but from a global allocation perspective, actually it's quite terrible to have everybody, like, have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used five percent of the time you want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of that”
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Honestly, this guy sucks.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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CONCOURS FINALE DES WORLDS ! 🎁 Assiste à la finale des Worlds avec un +1 grâce à Winamax, en direct de New York ! 🗽 Pour participer : RT + follow @OTP_LoL 📅 TAS le 03/11/26
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straight hunger games energy
Wow, what a very real human woman.
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Anyone wanna gift me all of Keria and Gumayusi's skins?
All Previous Worlds skins are back in the store for a limited time ‼️
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At this point, I don't know what's real and what's a meme cause it's happening so often.
Mangoes have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with salmonella.
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I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.
Bastien Dausse, a French acrobat, developed a machine that mimics the Moon’s gravity.
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MAHA my ass...
The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)  —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)
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Never once did I think I'd miss @SlackHQ and then I was forced to use @MicrosoftTeams and that's when everything changed...
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Bro signs the worst CBA in NBA history and then goes on national TV complaining how A MILLION DOLLARS, isn't enough money per year. Kindly STFU.
CJ McCollum says a $2,000,000 NBA salary gets chopped down to under $1,000,000 after taxes and fees, so early on he lived off a $12,000 energy drink deal instead “Let’s say I was making $2 million, after taxes, let’s call it $950K, $970K, Agency fees 4%, marketing 15%. Those checks were chopped down” “I was living off an energy drink deal, I had a $12,000 deal just to get some posts off, and I lived off of that”
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“There's an AI tool for that.” Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.
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Hey @Neil_Druckmann sorry, but I'm done playing your games cause Sony is disgusting corporate entity.
REPORT: Jason Schreier on PlayStation’s decision to end physical game media🚀 ✅Sony considers their digital player base is large enough to do without those who continue wanting physical discs ✅They won’t change their retail distribution ✅Stores sell empty boxes with only download code ✅They’re convinced that over time, players will accept a 100% digital gaming future ✅They don’t think it’s necessary to maintain contact with fans ✅They trust the strength of their brand and the loyalty of their community, and imagine they will continue to support their digital games Regarding profitability: ✅When Sony sells a first party physical game to a retailer, the retailer gets around ~30% of the sale price ✅Digital helps them keep 100% of it ✅They expect to significantly increase their profit margins This is absolutely disgraceful to read if true. I’m genuinely repulsed by Sony💿
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Trump should have done this instead
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I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.
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I'm sorry if your website doesn't allow me to block your ads, then I won't be using it - it's that simple.
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A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.
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Mitch McConnell every couple months:
Olaf just fucking died…
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Always remember no matter how many times AIPAC says being pro Israel is good politics not one of their ads they spent 22 million on in Illinois mentions Israel a single time and their reputation is so toxic they had to spend that money through shell pacs and bundling.
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Let me translate this for everyone else: “After we royally fucked up in NJ-11 and got the most anti-Israel candidate (Mejia) elected by accident (which we later claimed was our plan all along, 4D chess babyyyy), in IL-09 we completely failed to boost our preferred candidate, Laura Fine. So we had to settle for someone (Biss) who we called a ‘dangerous detractor’ for over 6 months, who we spent more money on ads attacking him than Kat. But we’re gonna say that stopping Kat was the real victory, because otherwise all of these embarrassing performances are gonna start to spook our donors. Oh and we can’t actually talk about Israel in our ads or operate under the name AIPAC because both are absolutely radioactive to Democratic primary voters.”
While disappointed that Laura Fine did not prevail, voters rejected two anti-Israel candidates in this race—Kat Abughazaleh and Bushra Amiwala. We were especially proud to help defeat Abughazaleh, who centered her campaign on attacking Israel and demonizing pro-Israel Americans.
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