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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Haibo ngabantu nabo?💔
I am not paying more than R250 for a pedi. Hayi sana🤚🏾
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
I don't care how many Frogs Action SA have to kiss,or who we are going in coalition with as long as it gives us Nasiphi Moya as Tshwane mayor 🙈💚
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Anything with a label is tea to yall. These are unbearably terrible 🤣
these new tall chanel rain boots 🔥😩😍 is sooo TEA!!! need a pair 🔥
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Not all Nigerians but always a Nigerian.🤞🏾😂
India police ARREST 47yo NIGERIA man for SELLING METH to IT WORKERS 
Promise Chukwu OVERSTAYED his TOURIST VISA — Caught in STING with DECOY BUYER, 43 GRAMS SEIZED
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
I was never ready to learn that SARS taxes the IEC temporary staff😭
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
What the fuck does Nelson Mandela have to do with Scotland? Melt that shit down
A statue of Nelson Mandela is unveiled in Glasgow, Scotland, in the UK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇿🇦
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Look at what corruption money can get you.
Oh, Anele Mdoda, this was a beautiful wedding to watch. Guys, this is a sign to go back to your high school sweethearts.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Obvious the wedding was sponsored by PPE money
Oh, Anele Mdoda, this was a beautiful wedding to watch. Guys, this is a sign to go back to your high school sweethearts.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Women don’t apologize. They manipulate, deflect, and act like the victim.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
So sleeping with the Chinese gets you fired as CEO, but sleeping with children on an island gets you elected as president.
BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has resigned.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Bennie McCarthy retired from football in 2013,his still the top goalscorer for Bafana Bafana 13 years later....we have a serious crisis upfront
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Nigerian food😭🤢🤢🤢
How you people be eating South african foods, looks like a bowl of maggots to me 🤢🤢
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
this brother has Julius Malema's leadership mannerisms and tendencies.
Pitso Mosimane slams journalist over ‘TLB’ question after dropping points vs Kenya. 🇿🇦⚽️ #BafanaBafana | @iDiskiTimes
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Super Ex once again
Replying to @xoxompho @koke_nkwe
My ex’s wouldn’t allow me to pay for anything
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
The DA won't win the Coalition Games if they are arrogant & condescending. Yes, people are tired of the ANC. Yes, many people don't like the EFF & MKP. But, just coz you got the majority of votes doesn't mean you can swing your weight around. That arrogance lost them the mayoral position in Tshwane, with Dr Nasiphi Moya coming in for Cilliers Brink. And cost them the mayoral position in Johannesburg, with Dada Morero coming in for Dr Mpho Phalatse. ANC got the majority of votes in 2024 but was humble enough to not arrogantly try dictate to other parties. KZN got 45% in KZN Provincial votes in 2024, but the province is being run by the ANC, IFP & DA. Yet the DA seems to take a condescending attitude in these local government Coalition Games. If they want mayoral positions & MMC positions, they must respect every party coming to negotiate, no matter how few seats they have. Dr Nasiphi Moya was running Tshwane with 9% of the seats in Tshwane, along with ANC & EFF partners. She's grown this to 22% from the local votes. Coalitions are not what people think they are, and they can be collapsed at any given time. White people & other DA supporters who are patronizing Black voters & other White non-DA voters... who don't like the ANC... by trying to make them seem stupid for not supporting DA-led coalitions, are making a huge mistake. Goodluck to all parties in The Coalition Games.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
It’s always an ex😂
Replying to @xoxompho @koke_nkwe
My ex’s wouldn’t allow me to pay for anything
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That’s how I got here with no kids at this age. And not only that I select the contraceptive of my choice.👍🏾😭
mina, i don't care if you're on contraceptives, im still pulling out, ekse. 😭😭😭
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
Pitso Mosimane’s obsession with Sundowns will be his downfall.
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Mbomvu 🇿🇦 Somahhashi retweeted
“University PF South Africa” He’ll will be grand
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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