@MsLisaM

movies. music. cats. pistachios. laughter.

 Clearwater, FL
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Joined March 2009
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You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites? Some people are like that, too.
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3 Days Until Halloween 🎃👻
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Epic Film Guys ®@EpicFilmGuys8h
I’ve loved the character of Freddy Krueger ever since I was a kid and I always will. Stop letting the opinions of random strangers on the internet with their fake outrage, affect the things you love.
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin994h
This is why people pray for a giant meteor.
New York Post
@nypost5h
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi reveals where ‘Jersey Shore’ cast stands with Angelina Pivarnick after Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley wedding snub trib.al/wU3GcA9
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i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question
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My mother has diagnosed herself with "part time dementia".
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My mom told me she watched a movie with an actress whose name she can't remember, but she was "married to the guy and he went with her daughter". Me: "Mia Farrow?"
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin997h
I don’t mind being the muse for you degenerates.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 27
imagine hating me and im just right there next to you, nodding in agreement
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HalloweenMovies™
@Halloweenmovies5h
48 years ago this week, Halloween premiered, and horror was never the same. One babysitter, one mask, one unforgettable night. Nearly five decades later, he still comes home every October. HALLOWEEN is back in THEATRES WORLDWIDE! Visit the Halloween Portal (link in bio) for a list of participating theatres, updated daily!
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*gets off phone with client* "I can be nice when I want to"
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Bob Phillips
@BobTheSuit5h
If you take two extra strength Bufferin with a cup of Sanka you wake up in 1974 in the back of a Buick Regal.
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E~ville@E_Ville135h
If anyone can come through and cut the phone lines at work, I'd be eternally grateful.
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I told a dog to "not be an asshole", and to be fair he really was being one.
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krista
@kristabellerinaOct 27
Making us use a QR code to look at the menu is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence8h
Our dogs are named Cartier and Rolex. They’re watch dogs
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@providentialy9h
Sometimes strength looks like crying, resting, and trying again tomorrow.
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𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕪 ✮@worried_moonOct 27
i refuse to believe that my favorite month is ending in 4 days
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Do you think pet store rats have a superiority complex over the sewer variety?
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@blackisntrealOct 27
i don’t think people understand how much music can mean to someone who spends most of their time in their own head.
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Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛล@VoxDocVoxDei9h
This app used to be much more fun.
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