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Dallas
Joined November 2021
Larry David retweeted
"I can't lose because the narrative says so" meets "I can't lose because the contract says so"
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Larry David retweeted
your mom portland affff
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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Larry David retweeted
😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Someone replied with this image which summarizes pretty well what I meant with the mixing of spanish words
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Larry David retweeted
I get to use this video again
Loving Cyberpunk so far but as much as I love Jackie he pisses the hell out of me cuz us hispanics don't talk like that 😭😭😭 I lowkey hate this trend of making hispanic characters in media say random spanish words in english sentences
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Larry David retweeted
Oh man this takes me back to when my dad was still a firefighter and he’d always bitch that all the guys in the station just kept cooking some version of shepherd’s pie.
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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Larry David retweeted
jude bellingham next week
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Larry David retweeted
how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Larry David retweeted
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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Larry David retweeted
Yeah some of y’all getting #Shorted
wait so different females make yall dck grow different sizes. ?😂😂😂 if I ever find out a ngga got 10 inches & I only get 7 IM GOING TO PRISON
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Giapponesi quando insultano noi Europei "Lmao siete n*gri" Cinesi quando insultano noi Europei
中国互联网盛传的西方民主真谛: 一农场主临死前问儿子;猪抱怨饲料太差,牛报怨活太重,鸡报怨窝太脏,怎么办? 儿子说:“喂好饲料,干轻活,清理鸡窝。” 农场主摇摇头说:你啥都别做,给他们选票,让它们选择你或者你媳妇管它们,让它们以为这个家是它们做主。
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Larry David retweeted
Philly niggas when they turn 25
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Larry David retweeted
LMAOO This nigga couldn’t win against hollows and just decided to start beating on random citizens😭😭🙏🏿
CHAD IN EPISODE 50
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Larry David retweeted
This man basically said the league soft and he ain’t no punk…. then he drops 30 lol. Dude got a future lol
Warriors Rookie Yaxel Lendeborg put up his first 30 ball in just his fourth NBA game. 31 PTS, 12 REB, 6 AST, 1 BLK, 9/19 FG, 63 TS% This is NOT a Rookie man 😭
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Larry David retweeted
I see the vision
Hearing “Jockin Jay-Z” at the Super Bowl >>
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Larry David retweeted
I'm fucking crying dawg thats an all timer
Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
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Larry David retweeted
Good response when someone tries to ragebait you
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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This is honestly the most fair tier list I’ve ever seen lol
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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