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not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

Yeehaw Hell, OR
Joined March 2018
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She had an adult checking in every day, the kids got to school, and they *knew how to handle an emergency* when it occurred. They were FINE. They’ll need to line my parents up for the firing squad for these “crimes” they committed when I was a kid lmao
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Every Florida politician should be made to watch this video and to answer: what is your solution for Michael??? This is real. This is reality for millions of Floridians, regardless of party.
NEW: Angie Nixon is running for Senate on a huge bet: Medicare for All can win over Trump voters in Florida. To put that theory to the test, we brought Nixon to one of the unhealthiest counties in Florida — where 1 in 5 lives in poverty, thousands are uninsured, and doctors are few and far between.
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“I don’t get it. That doesn’t have anything to do with Taylor Swift.” - my idiot husband, 2026
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hot take but I think it’s actually super important for kids to learn early on that sometimes medical care is uncomfortable and that they need to cope with that because they have to do it anyway.
PSA these things are amazing My kids have not cried since we started using them
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something something we’re removing load bearing friction or whatever but it’s child development
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They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend. No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!" Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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this is one of her best vocal performances of all time…. yes i may be biased because i was there
her vocals during ttwas… 😩
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contractor that is going to fix some siding on our house is running late, which means my husband had to go back to work and now *I’m* going to have to talk to them myself fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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shocking update: the contractor didn’t show up lmao They’re the second contractor to do this lol. The first one actually showed up, did half the work, and then ghosted completely so this is the second company we’ve tried to work with. like come onnnnnn yall.
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My husband doesn’t want to go see a 3 hr Elizabeth Holmes doc in theaters with me
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she has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
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inshallah
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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Haven’t seen a pop girl slay the VS fashion show this hard since Taylor Swift circa 2013 & 2014 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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the “vote by mail is full of fraud!!!” folks are so funny cause like I updated my voter registration a bit late since we’d moved and even though my old one had been sent out, they sent me a new one and *preemptively* invalidated my old ballot when the new one got sent out.
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Yes, I got two ballots, but even if I filled them both out & sent them back in (I did not) only one would count! There are barcodes on the envelopes that we use to send our ballots back in & they will flag the ballot if there are any issues. (AND the signatures must be verified)
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