not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.
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Every Florida politician should be made to watch this video and to answer: what is your solution for Michael???
This is real. This is reality for millions of Floridians, regardless of party.
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imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts
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This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend.
No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!"
Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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Haven’t seen a pop girl slay the VS fashion show this hard since Taylor Swift circa 2013 & 2014 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Huge drop in Google searches for various health disinformation topics following the Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers.
It makes you wonder how much of the “turbo cancer, ivermectin” nonsense is really fueled by Russian bots, & how many Americans they’ve killed…
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Taylor Swift released the single “Patient Zero” on September 25, 2026. That same day a 28 year old technician at the Irkutsk Anti Plague Research Institute reportedly broke a test tube containing live plague bacteria. She was hospitalized days later with severe pneumonia and died October 2, 2026, the same day “Patient Zero” reached No. 1 on the U.K. Official Singles Chart.
BREAKING: 🚨 Quarantines Expand in Russia after laboratory ACCIDENT AND DEATH involving a dangerous pathogen in Siberia.
The uncertainty surrounding the incident has fueled questions about the transparency of the Russian government's response.
Some local warnings and reports about the situation were reportedly DELETED after publication.
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Growing up I used to hate cooking and always resented the whole “girls have to cook” thing but now that I’m adult I’ve realized that I absolutely hate cooking and think it’s a waste of my time and talents #NoGrowth #IllServeCrackBeforeIServeYouDinner
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I’ve met more survivors than I can count and I’m the only one I know whose perpetrator went to jail. I think it’s because I knew “what to do”. I knew to get a rape kit asap without showering, brushing my teeth, or eating or drinking anything. I knew to put my dress in a paper bag