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Tired of NOT getting RTd by @twoptwips coz you dont slag off facebook? Fear not. I'll search for strays & NotTwip here.Tweet me ONLY when missed by the MAIN man

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Joined September 2011
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RIP Paul Danan Obviously, the most heart warming tribute came from Pu55yman Dan
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Luciano Spalletti’s jacket has a certain @AccidentalP energy… #itaalb
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Liz Truss meets her Publisher! (featuring @nerineskinner)
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Easter eggs soon, chaps!
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“Once, whilst in Government, I suggested that a cutting a few quid in Nat Insurance would compensate for 14 years of wage freezes and austerity”
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My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share
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Matt Ross@MattLeRoss9 May 2023
Why would @ITVSport put their microphones right by the drunk section? My surround sound is at least more insightful than Michael Owen though, I guess… #ChampionsLeague #RMAMCI
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I just created a coffee stain in the kitchen and I’m fairly sure it’s predicting the end of the world where a master race of chickenmen rise and take over…
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Ochre Tandy
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being@WeeDjs10 Nov 2022
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My daughter is out with a friend. I gave her some money but told her not to buy “the whole of Guildford”. She reported back she has only spent £1 on googly eyes and I think it is money well spent.
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Matt Ross@MattLeRoss1 Mar 2021
This needs to be in your life... onewayroadtobeer.com
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joe heenan@joeheenan9 Jan 2021
Don't bother scraping the ice off your windscreen. Just do this. You're welcome
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Fucking nailed it.
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Not Twips@NotTwips10 Mar 2013
SAMUEL L JACKSON. Don't forget to send a Motherfucker's Day card today. VIA @timcore
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If you're currently in a lockdown situation or you're working from home, you might well be bored. My latest book, 200 x 200, willrelieve your boredom and is available for Kindle, so you can get your hands on it without any contact with other humans. amazon.co.uk/200-Two-Hundred…
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If you no longer wish to receive updates about the weather in your home town, text the word 'STOP' to your mum.
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Fancy being trolled by a supermarket tho’
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Surely it's, "For Fuck's sake". The apostrophe depicting that fuck is the owner of the fuck
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