Just my back up trying something new

Joined February 2022
My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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You look like you've had a few tide pods in your time. Are we back to eating those?
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She demanded something from him in such an endearing demeanor That before lowering his head in agreement, he desired to see that charm again...
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I dreamed she woke me up from my nap. I could hear her voice.
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You live by the hoard, you die by the hoard.
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Start your day off right by ignoring chatty people until you鈥檝e had coffee and some quiet time.
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Me suspiciously: why does your breath smell the same as your cat鈥檚?
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Never thought it would come to this just keeps resetting
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Just the scariest thing you can find during spooky season
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I bet your just here for all my recycled word scraps
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When you stop looking for it is when you'll find it. Happiness, love, your last fuck.
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You can鈥檛 change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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Tell everyone
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You wouldn't like me I like to give my followers compliments and shit
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you are the perfect mix of everything i have ever craved
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What's this new "Videos For You" on my feed?
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My favorite set of boobs are always the one's I'm currently looking at
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Everything is hilarious when you shouldn't be laughing
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some moments never leave the heart
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I used to be a mammal on Discovery Channel. Now I'm a fossil on the Smithsonian.
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There is definitely a strict pecking order in my family. I always rank just below the goldfish.
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